h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

no you can't help. but thanks for asking.

Hang in there ... whatever it is, it will get better. This too shall pass ... I hope?

I fear some things don't get better. Did your thing?

No. That's been the hard part lately ... realizing that some things are beyond reach forever, no matter how much happy bullscheet people tell you.

I guess the secret to happiness is in not looking at the thousand things I cannot ever have, but in looking at the thousands of things I do possess and *can* have. Okay, so that was more happy bullscheet.

Trouble is figuring out what I want ... which is mostly nothing.

Sorry I took so long to respond, Red. I'm at w*rk, and was called away to actually *do* something.

Ah... I think the secret is being happy with what you have, rather than looking for something ephemeral.

Or is that too pat?

Confucious say, he who go to bed with itchy behind wake up with stinky finger.

*caught on the short end of the stinky finger*

hehe, that was pretty funny!
but what happend to all the hatred?! the name calling, brain bashing, insult making chaos?!?! i miss it!
cheers
ford

We were saving it for you, ford. You rank excuse for a rhinocerus testicle.

No self-respecting rhinocerus would have such a genetically inferior, wrinkled little testicle ... instead, he would immediately beg the nearest poacher to blow it off with a rifle.

No sooner said..........booooom.

Oo, good shot ... the rhino will be pleased.

we should call the vet to put the poor thing out of his misery

What, Ford the Testicle? I wouldn't waste the vet's time, frankly.

okay well let's just watch him groan and moan in intense agony on the ground. So long as no-one complains about the mess of blood and exploded testicle tissue. maybe we could find some dogs to sort the mess out.

Festering carbuncles on the verge of popping ... the lot of you.

what have I done, washcloth?

Nothing. I thought this was supposed to be an outrageous and unfounded insult thread. Is it not?

Red

The entire idea of this thread appeals to my sick and twisted nature. I meant no true insult, maggot breath.

sorry. I'm just feeling a bit fragile - I think I should stick to other threads. It was just that earlier i was enjoying sticking the boot in....But the saying goes if you dish it out you'd better take it....

I was only playing, Red! ... really! I didn't mean it at all. it was only done in the spirit of this thread as fun.

Don't leave! Come back here and insult me.