h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

@rsebiscuits!!!!

Are you referring to when you play the ass trumpet, you gut rumbling donkey choker? Found a new phrase for your Bottom Burps? Like to use fancy words to describe the output of your poop tuba, you maggot gagger? Go off in the corner to release your trouser coughs, you human gas grenade!

Simply a word with which I summon @rsebiscuits *looks pointedly at Zoomer*

You can summon them? That explains the blue haze around you. Why don't you do all of us downwind of you a favour and *stop* summoning them, would you?

*Arranges @rsebiscuits on a plate around a cup of tea* But I know how much you enjoy them ...

What a rich fantasy life you lead, it must help you deal with your wretched life.

Those biscuits are a bit too juicy for my tastes... I think I'll leave them for the rest of you to enjoy.

*Dons a waitress outfit and wanders the room, proffering @rsebiscuits*

recently when trying to shake people out of their hootoo compacency I've been accused of trolling. I'm sick of it.

The bastages deserve it, Red.

I can't seem to engage in any discussion without someone getting sodded off. Actually, now that you mention it, I should embrace being obnoxious to these neanderthals.

There ... was that an outrageous enough comment for this thread?

Avenging you're everywhere recently. Are you branching out all of a sudden? i regularly branch out

Because I'm sick of the complacent buggers who have nothing to add to a conversation. I'm sick of having to wo*k my off for a reply.

Not really

Fancy an @rsebiscuit?

I've been following you around, Red. You're much more ing fun than the neanderthal crowd.

Of course, being a neanderthal myself ... I'm really enjoying the sch*tty spirit of this thread.


*passes @r$ebuscuit to the left*

No I'm not. Avenging kid what's wrong? Or maybe we're both just in the same miserable boat.

What's wrong? Pretty much everything. It sucks to wake up one day and realize you did nothing with your life, your character sucks, and then to realize that you're far too lazy to do a damn thing about it.

I hope you're faring better than me, Red.

I'm not. To be honest my life has completely fallen apart - and I'm just going through the motions. Hootoo acts as some kind of drug for me - and that's the horrible truth.

I'm sorry to hear that, Red ... but I certainly understand how you feel. I'm trudging along without any feeling myself these days. Nothing seems to interest me or be worth the effort. I'm buried in a haze.

I've been using h2g2 as a drug myself ... it's merely something mindless to keep my thoughts off of myself ... self-centered, selfish wench that I am.

Is there anything I can do to help?