h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ya! now we are a bunch of single celled organizms stuck on your shoe! EAT THAT!
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ford

ford your something that the cat dragged in. so youve nothing to be glad about

im something the cat dragged in, boxing baboon, but atleast im not something the cat pooped out!
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ford

You two deserve each other.

I wont tell what you want but its not pleasant .

no, your thinking of what YOU want!
*ooh! burn!*

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ford

you want to shut up if your able of that off

haha! cool! hehe
temper temper now!
and i want to shut up do i? *opens mouth* MUAHAHA!
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ford

so you only have two brain cells and you will find them hanging below that tiny bit of skin you call a dick

sence when did i have a dick?! did i have a sexchange operation that im not awear of?!
you have had multiple, i see... humans are usually not bisexual!
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ford

you were not given a sex change .since your type dont have a sex .when i say your type im meaning your an extraterrestrial from the planet idiot .

Once again I revel in the fact that you've chosen this forum to dribble your inarticulate ramblings. Here, where we can all feel free to explain to you in real sentences how your unpunctuated and uncapitalised trash talk is almost as painful to the eye as your lack of cogent points. Perhaps you'll get an idea of how empty, hollow, and rediculous your physical threats are. How you in your sad little nest in a forgotten corner of the world are little more than the sound of a mosquito in the next city.

And your Mum dresses you funny.

Well look at yourself babbling on with words only a doctor of literature would know, like cogent. At least I can make sense of this half-witted "trash talk" rather than the technical jargon of insults.

Yours,
Bob McBob

Let me use words of few syllables, then. You both are using valuable air that would be better used by a poorly tuned lawn mower and taking up space more usefully occupied by cement.

You dumb. You ugly.

come on zoomer if you have a point lets hear . you had better hurry up we both aint getting any younger .and by the looks of your pic on the hall of horrors your no oil painting infact if somebody painted you .the picture would be barred for obscenity and thrown back in the rubbish skip from wence it came .

Come on zoomer, if you have a point let's hear it. You had better hurry up, we both aren't getting any younger and by the looks of your picture in the "Hall of Horrors", you're no oil painting. In fact, if someone painted you, the picture would be barred for publication due to obscenity and thrown back in the rubbish skip from whence it came .

See, you can do it.

excuse me but you did it not me .think yer going looney.when you write your views and opinions do you believe its actually somebody else doing it .

better to be GOING looney and not GONE looney!
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ford

youve never been sane

so what? gotta problem? HUHU? o wait *looks at your face* yes, you DO have a problem!
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ford