h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A Monitoring Manual for monitoring Regional Planning Guidance

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Summary of Bank Staff Reapportionment

Ward Change in Budget

RAH Nurse Management -13,289

Blanche 4,906
Nicholson 1,852
Cawthorne 1,762
Taaffe 3,083
Lydia 601
Ambulatory Care 493
Play Specialists 344
Theatres 248
TMBU 0

Out of Directorate 0

P&L Effects POST TAX (in £K)
P&L Yr 1 P&L Yr 2 P&L Yr 3 P&L Yr 4 P&L Yr 5 P&L 5yr Cum
Birmingham 12.0 3.0 2.0 2.0 2.0 21.0
Bristol (184.0) 248.0 285.0 259.0 245.0 853.0
Nottingham Postcodes 211.0 211.0 211.0 211.0 211.0 1055.0
Total P&L impact 39.0 462.0 498.0 472.0 458.0 1929.0

GOD WHAT A SAD LIFE I LEAD!!!!

The first six items on my clip board;
1...William Jefferson Blythe IV was born to William Jefferson Blythe III (died May 17, 1946) & Virginia Cassidy- Blythe at Chester Hospital (E10th between S. Walnut & 29), exact coordinates 93W35:19 33N39:37, on Monday August 19th 1946 about 8:55 AM in Hope Arkansas,

2...Thomas Sean Connery was born to Joseph & Euphamia Connery in Fountainbridge, Edinburgh, Scotland (~03W13 55N57), on August 25, 1930 at 6:05 PM GMD (summer, daylight savings):

3..Albert Einstein was born to Hermann & Pauline Koch-Einstein at their residence in a 4-story building which was built in 1871, Bahnhofstrasse B135 Ulm Baden-Wurttemberg (renumbered Bahnhofstrasse 20 in 1880), 89073 Deutschland, 11:30 AM LMT Friday, 14 March 1879 (exact coordinates 09E59:05 48N23:56). The building was destroyed in WWII (December 1944, during a bombing raid), and a large monument now stands in its place.

4...Philip Anthony Hopkins was born to Richard Arthur & Muriel Anthony-Hopkins in Port Talbot, West Glamorgan, Wales, Friday, December 31, 1937 near 10:30 AM GMT;

5...Nikola Tesla was born in a tiny house next to the Serbian Orthadox Church (of the Holy Apostles Peter and Paul), in Smiljan, a hamlet at the edge of a plateau in the Velebit mountains, in the province of Lika, Croatia (Licko Polje), east of the steep Velebit ridge running the length of the province along the coastline by the Adriatic Sea. Smiljan is 15 miles east of Karlobag and six miles west of Gospic. Time of birth is midnight--under a crackling thunderstorm!

6...Isaac Asimov was born to Judah & Anna Rachel Berman Asimov in Petrovichi, Smolenska Ja Vozvysennost, Rossija, (53N58 32E10) Friday morning, 2nd of January 1920 AD 6:15 AM LMT GMT +2:08:

Alji

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::ponders the -like nature of that revelation:::

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oh dear, again....

because they can't handle the fact that you've turned into a beetle

ah kafka can screw himself

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Don't pick it up and take it to the police or school to turn it

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It's a mistake from two-bits peer review entry on gun safety. I was going to point out the mistake but I'll post it later.

I *love* this thread - never know what I'll post until I hit ctrl-v and then...


Hi

Yep that exchange checks out fine....it has an average headroom of 20%....engage tones at the exchange should be a long way off, and Energis will normally upgrade before then.

Steve

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but will not go there again. Hoping for cesme in august but will have to see how finances are.

a man, a p an panama

Dammit, why can't i remember?