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Let's run naked down the street

Post 221

skugga (ACE), keeper of shadows, lots of rats, no betta splendens anymore and badly drawn vampires

Sunbathing is NOT bad for your skin, when you suffer from Psoriasis... I know what I'm talking about


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Post 222

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

To tan gives you vitamin D. To eat toast gives you carbohydrates and fibre. To be naked gives you endless amusement. There is no wrong here. smiley - biggrin


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Post 223

MaW

Until you tan too much and get sunburn and/or skin cancer. Sunlight is required for vitamin D production, but as with most things, too much can be just as bad as too little.


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Post 224

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

So use suncream...? smiley - erm


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Post 225

Xanatic

I will.

Though I think this time I will keep my trunks on.


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Post 226

Tefkat

Perhaps you'll meet some nice friendly girls at the beach smiley - biggrin


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Post 227

Xanatic

In a place filled with people with perfect bodies?


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Post 228

Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking

Are you saying nice friendly people and perfect bodies are mutually exclusive?


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Post 229

Xanatic

I was talking about the guys with perfect bodies.


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Post 230

Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking

So you were on a males-only beach?smiley - yuk Tell we where it is, so I can stay away from it and look for a better place.


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Post 231

Beatrice

There's a beach full of males with perfect bodies????

How come I didn't know about this!

smiley - run


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Post 232

Xanatic

No no, I'd have found a female only beach if I could smiley - smiley I just meant I don't have much chance with the girls, on a beach where the guys are all running around with perfect bodies.


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Post 233

Beatrice

bit hard to chat them up when they won't keep still!


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Post 234

Xanatic

Luckystar, you could probably find some gay beaches here in Holland if you want to.


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Post 235

Ross

tell me where...........................


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Post 236

Xanatic

Eeeek!

I'm sure you can find it in some of those gay guides to Amsterdam. If they have gay travel agencies, they must have gay beaches.


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Post 237

Tefkat

A perfect body isn't everything Xan.
Men that know interesting facts about toads are much nicer to know than the ones that spend half their time gazing lovingly into mirrors.


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Post 238

Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking

You know that they make small barriers alongside roads to stop toads from crossing, and dig buckets into the ground to collect the toads so the can be carried safe to the other side?

In other places there are roadsigns saying: Carefull, crossing toads!


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Post 239

Xanatic

Why not just put up a sign with "Warning, crossing cars" in toad height?


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Post 240

Xanatic

How about a big pendulum swinging across the road every once in a while. At the end of it something that looks like a fly. The toad jumps up and catches the fly on the tongue, the pendulum swings to the other side of the road with the toad hangin on, and throws him down again. smiley - smiley


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