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What would you ask Hitler?

Post 21

The Theory

too true too true (strike... strike!)

peace.


What would you ask Hitler?

Post 22

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

I was on strike....but I called it off this morning smiley - erm


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Post 23

The Theory

oh well. *shrug* it was probably a loosing battle anyway...

peace. (smiley - towel)


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Post 24

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

*wonders how we got from Hitler to towel smileys....*


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Post 25

The Theory

hmmm... it'll probably end all posts about Hitler on this conversation. That's what usually happens, I'm afraid. Which is a bummer for the dude who started it *grin*

But maybe everyone will have fun reading it?

(I don't think I am making much sence... sorry)

peace.


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Post 26

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

I discovered I have a rather dubious talent of changing a conversation into something completely different...done it a LOT of times today...smiley - erm


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Post 27

The Theory

*LOL*

Of course there are probably worse "talents" you could have. Though technichally you only mentioned whapping Hitler with a wet smiley - towel I just chimed in on that and the whole smiley - towel thing got started.

It's more my fault *sob in a sorta sarcastic way*

(betcha I'm making less and less sence as the night goes on)

peace.


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Post 28

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

I'm trying to steer this back to Hitler like its supposed to be, but all I can think is smiley - towelsmiley - towelsmiley - towel and

Maybe I killed every conversation by turning it into a smiley - towelsmiley - erm

(I dont think I make sense either smiley - erm)


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Post 29

The Theory

How about this... I've been posting all evening and I haven't even cracked the top 10... I wanna climb to #1, but I think that is a little too ambitious right now, dontcha think?

Well, perhaps this conversation could be steered on track...

What would you ask Hitler? "smiley - towel?"

(ok. that definately made no sence at all. but I'm getting used to that.)

peace.


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Post 30

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

I'd ask Hitler how come even though I've been posting what feels like non-stop for hours how I'm not at the top of the list or I'd ask Hitler why there's no towel smiley smiley - smiley


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Post 31

The Theory

no smiley - towel = Hitler's fault

peace.


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Post 32

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

smiley - laugh


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Post 33

Sander

Zantic:

Would you make a joke here at the expense of Jews? Then don't make one at the expense of homosexuals either, Hitler killed a lot of them.


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Post 34

Rainbow

"How did you lose one ball?"
and "Were you bullied at school?" smiley - yuk


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Post 35

Lady in a tree


My question would be simple - I'd ask "why?"

By the way - what's all this "top poster" thingydoodad? How do you find out where you are?


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Post 36

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

click on 'read' and scroll down towards the bottom - theres a link to the stats page thats got the top ten posters and the researchers with the longest postings and stuff like that. I made it to number 5 smiley - biggrin


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Post 37

Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk

I started the posting, and I'm not bothered whether it's all about Hitler or towels. I only really placed that question as a REALLY good conversation starter.smiley - cheers
How about combining the two subjects. I'd ask Hitler 'Why didn't you ever make any Nazi merchandise?' I'm sure that Swastika towels, t-shirts with FCUK-style witty slogans, pencil cases, sports bags, loyalty cards giving discounts at chainstores the length and breadth of Germany, etc. would have taken off like a shot. They could have made all the merchandise in the country instead of in some poor Asian slum, thus reducing the much-vaunted unemployment rate.smiley - winkeyesmiley - elf


What would you ask Hitler?

Post 38

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

In that case, I'd ask him why he never made towel smileys smiley - erm


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Post 39

The Theory

I want a smiley - towel similey *weep*

peace.


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Post 40

Ting-a-ling!

Regarding the everything-tastes-like-chicken-thing.

Interesting one. Some additional information:

Dog tastes like chicken.
Human flesh - say, for example, roasted monk - does not taste like chicken. It tastes like pork.

I suppose Hitler would have struggled to answer the question, since he did not eat pork.


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