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What would you ask Hitler?
Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk Posted Nov 26, 2001
I thought that human flesh 
WAS supposed to taste like chicken. In fact I assumed that this was the origin of the question.
Why did Hitler not eat pork
What would you ask Hitler?
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Nov 26, 2001
because they didn't have microwaves in them days so cooking it took too long?
What would you ask Hitler?
The Theory Posted Nov 26, 2001
If it wasn't for microwaves, who would have invented microwavable dinners? Oh thank heaven for microwaves. Now all we need is a 
*sigh*
peace.
What would you ask Hitler?
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Nov 26, 2001
a microwaveable towel 
What would you ask Hitler?
Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk Posted Nov 26, 2001
They seem to have already mastered that at Indian Restaurants.
What would you ask Hitler?
The Theory Posted Nov 26, 2001
hmmm... not my first choice of items to microwave, but maybe it's just me...
peace.
What would you ask Hitler?
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Nov 26, 2001
not my first choice either - but the more the better 
What would you ask Hitler?
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Nov 26, 2001
indeed
What would you ask Hitler?
Mister Matty Posted Nov 26, 2001
Questions for Hitler:
"What was with that awful haircut? I know it was the 40s, but come on!"
"Have you seen the Mel Brooks film "The Producers"?"
"What is your favourite joke?" (ah, c'mon this would be interesting)
"Why did you always dress in minimalist military garb whilst all your generals overdid the braid and ribbons?"
"Which of the Allied leaders did you have most respect for?"
"Did you ever think of losing that moustache?"
What would you ask Hitler?
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Nov 27, 2001
I'd ask Hitler "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" Then point at him and laugh
What would you ask Hitler?
Ting-a-ling! Posted Nov 27, 2001
Hitler and Pork. The debate, erm, rages.
Hitler was a vegetarian. So therefore did not eat pork. He was also teetotal. Nowt wrong with vegetarians, but I always find it quite difficult to empathise with people who don't drink.
Apparently human flesh tastes of pork. I have this on good authority from a Thai girl. When a respected old monk in her village died he was roasted and eaten.
So it goes, so it goes. 
What would you ask Hitler?
Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk Posted Nov 27, 2001
In that case, I'd have to ask Hitler if he likes Linda McCartney meals, or if he's ever listened to Wings. I'm sure he'd be pleased to know some of his doctrine lives on....
What would you ask Hitler?
Fred Smith Posted Nov 27, 2001
Was Hitler really a vegetarian, it would be interesting to know why he was, considering he obviously didn't have a problem with uneccesary acts of cruelty and killing.
My answer to the question 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood' is what type of Wood and for how long?
What would you ask Hitler?
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Nov 27, 2001
natural oak and for an hour
What would you ask Hitler?
The Theory Posted Nov 27, 2001
I'd say ceader and for 12 seconds...
peace.
What would you ask Hitler?
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Nov 27, 2001
so, how much?
What would you ask Hitler?
The Theory Posted Nov 27, 2001
none at all... even if woodchucks COULD chuck wood, they have no desire to... the whole rhyme is a moot point...
peace.
What would you ask Hitler?
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Nov 27, 2001
but we're not asking how much they would chuck, we're asking how much they *could* chuck wood
or are we
I duuno
(again)
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