h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

spinach pray

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This loss of nighthoover is sadder than when Bubbles the Clown died on the Mary Tyler Moore show.

"A little song, a little dance,
a little seltzer down your pants."

Let us spray.


~jwf~

Yea, verily we must be Sage. Lettuce spray indeed. Our farters who arch in heathens, lettuce not butter our dated bread. Thy wall be done, for thighs are the powder and the gory, for Ebert and Roper, Aimin'

yes brothers and sisters of the nighthooverites, spray indeed, verily so "for nighthoover is all
for nighthoover is great
for nighthoover sucks
prophet of might" we await the prophets return,
eyes full of tears,
drinking to nighthooverly glory,
filling ourselves with beer" One glorious day,
or so it is written
nighthoover shall return,
the unnighthooverly shalt be smitten" verily lettuce give o reverence to the great one . . .
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Revooh!

tnigh?

Revooh?

tnigh!

Thgin.

Hovor the gin

Yea, for spray in our merie d phant for Nig we spray

My heart is full but my bags are empty
I sing of fish and wish for plenty
Amen.

So this is the thread that started all that nonsense eh?

It is more than that - it is the thread that leads to the jumper of wisdom.

Thank you for the insight. Clarification required though:

Is that someone who jumps over wisdom? Or someone who jumps around proclaiming wisdom? Or even a sleeved garment embodying wisdom? Or something else entirely?

A knitted garment, warm and secure in wisdom.

Yes.

I am seeing the light...

But were it to unravel, what would become of the wisdom? Is the wisdom contained within the knitting itself, or within the binding of each strand of thread?

Can even such 'wisdom' be explained using like 'knitting and things'? It cannot be created or destroyed, only delayed.

The answers are in the trousers.

As is often the case.

The trousers? But what about the pants?

Merry lettuce spray for the pants for, as in that which it is written, true the heart may be whilst trouser pays it own reverence, to that of the wollen undergarments: Ye, frrly, lettuce pay reverence to those wollen undergarments also, lettuce pray for the nighthooverly underpants

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