h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

sleepin' sleepin' on a bench...

N I G H T H O O V E R because the hoover is more powerful than the gun N I G H T H O O V E R because we all need someone to look up to N I G H T H O O V E R for there is only one true prophet N I G H T H O O V E R because our prophet sucks N I G H T H O O V E R for the one true bob said it was so and gave unto us his son the mighty one N I G H T H O O V E R because the prophet is all and everything N I G H T H O O V E R for it is written so N I G H T H O O V E R because N I G H T H O O V E R lettuce pray brothers N I G H T H O O V E R

sittin' sittin' in a chair...

There is no nighthoover here

Don't despair fellow nighthooverites; for the great one is everywhere, and no where at the same time N I G H T H O O V E R

n i g h t h o o v e r



WHERE ART THOU O NIGHTHOOVER!

*laments under a full *

Keep our faith fellow nighthooverites, for one day, oh one glorious day...... N I G H T H O O V E R lettuce pray for our prophet N I G H T H O O V E R

*whispers*

nighthoover...

we wait, in onner of the mighty one, taken away to test the fortitude of the faithful followers of nighthoover, the nighthooverites, who, by their vertue, will one day be sucked by nighthoover the prophet to the promised land, oh glorious day.

and it is at this precise moment, when I remember an ancient druid legend, wherein, it is written, on whatever it was that they wrote on in such days gone by, that on such a gloroious day of festive drinking in ohnner of departed larma's and small dogs, did arrise a situeation wehrein it is said that only the truely comitted can pass unto the next plain.
And so it came to pass, that the table leg, dennied its only fate of dosile existance, lead astray the gathered unbelievers and taken them unto that place of unnighthooverly existance, and away from teh protective fold of the fellow brothers and sisters that did indeed follow, most stringently such a path as to which we strieve.
Though despite this tale regarding an alternative framework for construction of conceptional models of such as that which has may and indeed did occur, its relivence is entirely linked to that of our own prediciment.
for, was it not once said that that which is written in stone may be broken by the force of water, yet that which resides in the heads hearts and flower-pots of faithful followers, be preserved in eternity.
such a time brings to me the recolection of another ocasion, when I did empty forth my nighthooverability unto those that had not been exposed to teh nighthooverly ways and I was cast asundar from their midsts, and though I strove against the currents, the cold, I did not waver in my nighthooverable intentions nor in my nighthooverability, as it should be n i g h t h o o v e r fellow sisters and brothers, lettuce cast asundar those non-believers that do not wish to adopt the ways of the hoover, and the nighthooverability that we all know to be hnighthooverable and nighthooverly in all of its manafold ways, and if we not pass on to another the nighthooverly ways, then lettuce try again, until such glorious day comes and all is revealed n i g h t h o o v e r our torture in waiting the prodigal return is not wasted fellow nighthooverites, for we wait, and we are nighthooverable by the vertue of doing such n i g h t h o o v e r

the hand that holds the hoover holds the hoover
the hoover holds the truth, the night
the hand that holds the hoover in the night holds teh might
nighthoover holds all hoovers that hold truth in the night
nighthoover holds the hoover
nighthoover holds the hoover
nighthoover holds the hoover
hoover holds all

Imposter?
or just badly placed adoration for the mighty one?
lettuce pray breatherin

1 LB onions
2 LB lamb mince
1 LB rhindless back bacon
5 cloves garlic
2 small carrots
2 tin chopped tomato
1 small steak, finly chopped
1 Lb mushroom
.5 LB chedder
.5 LB brie
.5 LB stilton
salt pepper (to taste)
1 bottle red wine
half bottle wisky
2 sticks celery
orogano
parsley
corianda
cumin
fresh ginger
lemon grass
apples and bannanas to taste
1 red pepper
1 green pepper
1 yellow/orange pepper
1 colyflower
2 eggs
1 PKT spring onion
1 tin baked beans
tomato puree
tomato sauce
chilli powder

service with rice, lots

who?
how?
what?

hello tree, I am mad, mad mad mad, as mad as a mad hatter gone mad madder, eeven than mad john the mad mad mad man from mad man winners enclosure 1879, mad crazy craxed I I no I can

There was a crooked man, who walked a crooked mile...

hath no fear like that of the feared

>> "...despite this tale regarding an alternative framework for construction of conceptional models of such as that which has may and indeed did occur, its relivence is entirely linked to that of our own prediciment. For, was it not once said that that which is written in stone may be broken by the force of water, yet that which resides in the heads hearts and flower-pots of faithful followers, be preserved in eternity." <<

Amen brother!
Wise words indeed.

~jwf~

why does that sound famular nevermind, lettuce pray brothers and sisters and nighthooverites one and all! to the power of nighthoover, long may they suck

My knees hurt.

let me them better and lettuce pray for nighthoover n i g h t h o o v e r

* wanders passed again *

AAAAAARGH!!!!

*smacks GreyDesk upside the head*

The grammar, the GRAMMAR!

>wanders passed again<

PAST! PAST! PAST!!!!!!!

My knees still hurt though