h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A Nighthooverish blessing upon thy knee.

And yea verily upon thy ar*e.

As to graammer, it is as transient as speling.

nh nh nh nh nh n i g h t h o o v e r

nh nh nh nh nh n i g h t h o o v e r

I think Wilson Pickett said it all when he wrote:

"I'm going to wait 'till the midnight hour, that's when my love begins to hoover"

Of course, he was accused of being a communist after that and forced to remove the word "hoover" from the line.

Similarly, the FBI forced Neil Armstrong to re-record his famous first line on landing on the moon.

It is a little know fact that Armstrong if fiercly houseproud, and so when he stepped out of the lunar module, he actually said, in a moment of panic "Gee, Buzz, this place is dusty, did we bring a hoover?".

Naturally, the FBI were rattled, and J Edgar Hoover in particular - he apparantly couldn't sleep for weeks afterwards.

such is the might, why do some fear it, or denie it?

Verily, I will now sob for no reason.

lettuce cry breatherin oh nighthoover, when will our waiting and just devotion be rewarded??? n i g h t h o o v e r

and lo, there was much whaling and lamination..

>> whaling and lamination <<


~j~

*twidles thumbs
*laminates the holy book

Very Lee, it cane to peas that in tat lank a greet leider wus burned. Greet wus the leiders powders, all consuptioning in it's suckting powder. And he cane two be nomed Nighthoover.

So edit the lashing.

Aimin'

Do not underestimate the power of lamination.
It is shiny.
It protects.
Looks great at parties.

There be great lamination in the land, yea and shiney is the lamination. Yea verily there should be copious lamination rumination amongst the people. We should all consider the protection lamination gives against the cold, hard rain. Lamination condensation rumination.

4 waz not it the wa in witch hoover limanated were merly as hooverly as nighthooverly sai be

Be it known that one of the few words which rhymes with (praise be) is in fact my town- Vancouver. (Extra credits?)

room room room

I am one of the x-men.


rom room room.

i am the voice,
the chair, and the table too,
for it is destined to be, that the hoover go go gogogogogogo hoover hoover nighthoover ,wah> pinapples are not the only pinapples.

i for the my love. I waited but you never came.


Words on a tombstone.

lettuce pray for the swift return of nighthoover

Lettuce pray.

Lettuce pray Roumaine.

Lettuce pray Iceberg.

Lettuce pray Butter.

But above all lettuce pray Nighthoover, the comfort in our salad days.