h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

they will have just* what you want, all will be clear when teh prophet returns, oh glorious day be strong be resolute, be nighthooverly and nivhghooverable lettuce pray <zen

oh glorious nighthoover, who sucks so powerfully,
nighthoover be your name, and hoover be your game,
lettuce hoover at night, as we all do,
let us be nighthooverable, and think nighthooverly of you

HOO-VER!
HOO-VER!
HOO-VER!

On the cover of The Beatles' "Abbey Road", Paul walks barefoot, the numberplate on the Volkswagen Beetle reads "28 IF" and Ringo Star looks a bit like a hoover.

and, that's not even mentioning the ressembalance of that figure on teh peppers album cover oh glorious day of the second coming of nighthoover, how long shall we have to wait lettuce spray mrrly flo nighthooverites

lts spry deed

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No sign at XS Malarkey. will check the gym tonight.

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Is NH prophesised to return on any particular date?
Like 2,000 years after his first arrival?

Or do we have to stay vigilant at all times?

We must CERTAINLY remain VIGILENT at all times. And not just for Hoovers. There's guinea pigs to look out for. They're everywhere. And Owls. You think you know but you NEVER CAN TELL. In fact, remain vigilent and STAY WHERE YOU ARE. Don't go anywhere. Oh yes, and Keith Chegwin too. Got to keep a look out for him.

All Hale the Nighthoover, Magniscat in Gory, For Thighs is the Whirled With Stout Ends, For Everett and Everett, Aimin'

Lettuce Bee Tankful.




Imagine Whirled Peas!

Hoover pity me, for I am ill.

*cough*Hoover*cough*

the hoov will heal, before the hoov we neal, eating lemon peel, absence of john peel, the hoov like a wheel, not unlike the eal, hoov a hoov meal, give us a deal, so hoov in front we neal, for hoov is real, how hoov do we feel? lettuce play regerence oh merly we spry

"Fluff, hope and Claritin..
but the greatest of these,
is Lint"

Oh lint indeed lettuce b tankful for hooverly tins lettuce spry mrrly our hooverations

nighthoover followers, I have a favour to ask. Can you visit the following link and vote for my band (minusoneraver)?

http://www.glasswerk.co.uk/main.php?cat=news&page=2002cd

nighthoover is proud of you.

Yes indeed breetherin, lettuce suprort our fellow nighthooverite of the North vote, vote and vote again and lettuce srpry our venurations oh nighthoover how crimblix be thi name,
with our wistilinegress lettuce sho our nighthooverability,
With ferrit of the heart, and Keith of the mind,
Lettuce await the day of the second coming of nighthoover when 'ere that may be <wah. n i g h t h o o v e r