h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I just had a thought

Considering the Great One's tardiness - maybe we should nominate as Patron Saint of The Procrastinators .....

Oops!! What I meant was ....

Considering the Great One's tardiness - maybe we should nominate nighthoover as Patron Saint of The Procrastinators .....

Does anyone have a ensuit

If you had an ensuit and could pee really far you wouldn't have to get up

Just think about it

Who has the longest name on H2G2

I want to know

Please inform me

Ascended Vegeta Prince Of All Saiyans,

I think the place you're looking for is at
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A148907

we are searching for more "metaphysical" answers

Not got a clue. nighthoover would know.

that aint the real nighthoover. As deputy high priest decree it so, and like with other religions, I don't need a shred of evidence to back me up!

Huzzah! The high preist has spoken

can I now destroy the postings of all non-believers and false prophets?

I've been trolling the nighthoover forum (and shrine, and various other threads), and I must say,



This whole thing is very disturbing. I think in about 500 years there's going to be a Church of the Nighthoover that will have replaced Christianity and conduct holy wars against other religions. History in the making, I tell you.

Wampus

Perhaps .... but the Church of nighthoover will not use weapons of destruction .... the Great One will just suck in all non-believers quietly and peacefully ......

and then he will leave them in a pile of surprised dust

Ascended Vegeta Prince Of All Saiyans asked


>Who has the longest name on H2G2

There is a limmit to the number of characters you can enter in the name box. mine is just about as long as you can make it though only part of it is my name.

Alji,{Guru}, of the Red Dragon (Swynwr y Ddraig Goch) (conducting a sun sign poll @ A712595)(Member of The H2G2 Guild of Wizards @ U197895 looking for wiz kids to join, though you don't have to be a wiz kid just know a bit about some subject that you think will be of interest to others or just bore the pants off them. This is an equal opportunities space open to all sexes, ages and abilities)

Yes! For while Revelation has yet to inform us of the specific date, be it in 2000 years, forty days, tomorrow or even later today, we the Believers await that Great Day of Suction almost breathlessly.


~jwf~

*prays for such a glorious day*

No sign in XS on friday, the drum shop saturday, curry house or pub saturday night, pub sunday, and no sign at happy mondays comedy club last night.

I felt awful this morning I only feel markidly improved this evening do you think it is a sign, a foresight given to us by the mighty one, given to me in pint glasses and wisky glasses, and in wine goblets of red and white no sign of nighthoover at Rag, the Eagle or the night club place we invaded last night I didn't see any sign of the prophet on the dance floor least not where I was anyhow will check in Toni's back garden and in her house tonight; as I'm off for dinner there and to contemplate the words of the prophet none of the kids at my school i'm on placement at have heard of nighthoover and penance to these imposters that use the prophets name they will trely be distroyed by nighthoover's first suck on the second coming of nighthoover (oh glorious day), when nighthoover shall return (oh glorious day) and the streets will be invaded by hoover's both great and small (oh glorious hoover's), and reverence will be paid to nighthoover and the long awaited return (oh glriousy return) lettuce pray

Lettuce pray indeed.

No sign last night in The Roadhouse. There was a particularly fine rock band though. My Red Bullet. 'twas ace.

I have searched quietly on this continent across the Atlantic, but alas...nay, it may be nighttime, I may gaze upon my kids' toy vacuum, but no amount of green i smoke makes it anything other than a Dirt Devil.

*prostrates herself in all respect to 2legs*

Our torturous waiting and obediance to teh words of the prophet shall yeild manafold returns on the glorious day of the second coming (oh glorious day), whensoever that day may be we can postulate and contemplate and our waiting and constant vigel shall one day for sure bring its own rewards in a truely nighthooverable way that only the ONE true ruler of the small space at the back of pieces of furniture, created as a result of the skirting board being proud of the wall by half an inch, therefore having the consequence of preventing furniture, such as wall units, from sitting flush with the wall, and the place where the dust does collect, and which only nighthoover can render Nighthooverly and nighthooverable in its beinG, AND WHEN INDEED nighthoover, the prophet, returns to lead us to the promised land of hooverability and nighthooverly things uncertain Oh, we wait in your thread oh mighty nighthoover for you to give us word a sign and a inkling of the nighthooverly existance to which we strive Wait,search and pay reverence to the mighty one for nighthoover is good and nighthoover is all leading to us the fate that all dust and filth must befall Let us read: Starting from Hooverbs 1:10;

1:10 My son, if Nonnighthooverly sinners entice thee, consent thou not.

1:11 If they say, Come with us, let us lay wait for dark and dank filth, let us lurk presently for the Hoover-innocent without cause:

1:12 Let us swallow them up alive as the dirt; and whole, as those that go down into the pub:
1:13 We shall find all precious substance, we shall fill our houses with Hoover:

1:14 Cast in thy hoover among us; let us all have one Hoovermandment:
1:15 My son, walk not thou in the way with them and their dark dank filth of much Dust; refrain thy foot from their Dust-ridden path:

1:16 For their feet run to evil, and make haste to shed Dust.

1:17 Surely in vain the hoover is spread in the Guide of any Dust ridden except for those that Devote.