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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 27, 2002
If you were to read this conversation from start and the very first wonderous post, to the end, as I often do, in hours of need, then a clearer picture of the mighty one would be found 
if only nighthoover could be found
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threesecondmemory Posted Sep 30, 2002
If only.
I think it's time for me to read the thread again.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 30, 2002
Probably, but unfortunatly no one I know 
I'd love to meet out prophet, (oh glorious day), as will happen on the second coming of the mighty one, when dust and filth shall be banished for evermore (oh glorious day) 
Oh, great One True Bob, return unto us the prodigal one, nighthoover Howling voices scilent screaming
deep and dark, thoughts sleeping
through the mist our prophet arrise
standing tall, magestic before our eyes
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Jay and Silent Bob Posted Oct 2, 2002
How would you reconise her if you did meet her. you don't know what she looks like
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Oct 2, 2002
Oh! How shall we know thee Nighthoover?
Will it be by a Holy Maneuver?
Oh what will be seen
As you wipe the place clean?
We await you, oh mighty remover!!!
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Oct 2, 2002
Oo-oo! I likes a good cult, me!
Will there be blood sacrifices and everything? 
~jwf~
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Oct 3, 2002
I believe that there is a wine called "Bull's Blood" - so I can't see why not 
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Oct 3, 2002
Thank you 
My tribute to The Great One
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threesecondmemory Posted Oct 3, 2002
A worthy tribute it is too. The mighty one will be very pleased when he returns.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 3, 2002
The prophet shall be known by her deeds, his actions and her demeaner, and of course the nighthooverlyness of the hoover held aloft, as is the way 
and of course by the vast amount of 
being drunk in the nearby vacinity; for is it not written such in the Great Book, and did not Bob, the one true Bob send nighthoover to save us from dust, filth and other horrid things? and we wait in awe of the second coming (oh glorious day), when a procession of the devote, hoovers aloft, shall parade through the streets to the sounds of "i want to break free" with the prophet (oh mighty prophet) saving our nighthoolyness and endowering much that is nighthooverable and nighthoovery and one year has passed but still we wait, devoting ourselves to the one true prophet, the mighty one, nighthoover, always nighthooverly and nighthooverable 
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ali1kinobe Posted Oct 3, 2002
If your are setting up a night hoover cult then I'm going to start the cult of the Satan of the hoover world.....
....the daydyson cult with my vorticies of power i condem all nighthoovers to built-in obselesense 
cower before me
och b****r it i'll just go down the pub instead
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Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat Posted Oct 4, 2002
I don't know if it's true, but I heard the HOLY ONE has been seen serving burgers in McDonalds in Newtown... 
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Oct 4, 2002
What??? The person with the purple dreadlocks and the multiple facial piercings - that's NOT nighthoover!!! Probably just a nighthoover wannabe 
More likely just an empty vacuum
BEWARE THE FALSE NIGHTHOOVER!!!!
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six7s Posted Oct 4, 2002
Beware the anti-hoover!!!
http://www.stmatthewsacc.com/sermons/1_lent3.html
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- 1461: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 27, 2002)
- 1462: threesecondmemory (Sep 30, 2002)
- 1463: Jay and Silent Bob (Sep 30, 2002)
- 1464: threesecondmemory (Sep 30, 2002)
- 1465: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 30, 2002)
- 1466: Jay and Silent Bob (Oct 2, 2002)
- 1467: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Oct 2, 2002)
- 1468: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Oct 2, 2002)
- 1469: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Oct 3, 2002)
- 1470: threesecondmemory (Oct 3, 2002)
- 1471: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Oct 3, 2002)
- 1472: threesecondmemory (Oct 3, 2002)
- 1473: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 3, 2002)
- 1474: Old Uncle Zarniwoop (Oct 3, 2002)
- 1475: ali1kinobe (Oct 3, 2002)
- 1476: Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat (Oct 4, 2002)
- 1477: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Oct 4, 2002)
- 1478: six7s (Oct 4, 2002)
- 1479: ali1kinobe (Oct 4, 2002)
- 1480: threesecondmemory (Oct 4, 2002)
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