h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Sigh, these old clothes just won't do...
off to slip into something more comfortable for the coronation...

nighthoover please return we love you so, our worship you must see, very nighthooverly

There we go... much better...

How do I look?

Hmm, interesting choice : fine better than fine, perfect nighthoover would be proud

*quivers with anticipation*

Oo-oo! Two more days y'say? O0-oo! I like an anniversary party me!
Shall we count them down instead of up?

*citing precedent set by the new emperor I'll not wait for poll results either*

OK! This then will be "the 1999th year of his non-returning" and we shall keep counting down these anniversaries unto the second millenium, and finally it will be the 0th year of his non-returning. Then he MUST returneth for it is calculated that there is 'zero non-returning' in that glorious Zero-year of Nothingness to be, when the Cosmos will conspire and prevail upon his returning for there cannot be nothing, nothing cannot be, and all Nature abhors a vaccuum.

~jwf~

~jwf~
I knight the for no reason.

Rise, Sir ~jwf~!

Exciting times for us nighthooverites I am sure you'll agree. Acoupe of heathens over in the "can all the nighthoover threads be lumped together" though.

Go tell it among the false threads that this is the one true thread.

This was nighthoover's thread.
So, it is the one and holy thread.

It was nighthoover himself who created this thread from the darkness.
He spake in Posting #1 and then was heard from no more.

Leaving us to ponder the meaning of his glorious words:

"i want 2 cancel this account what 2 do"

Nighthoover will deal with them when he/she returns

Subject: cancel
Posted Sep 26, 2001 by nighthoover
This is a reply to this Posting Posting 9

"so i got stuck here"

glorious indeed.

Fundamentalists believe the first posting of Sept 25 was the only one made by the living nighthoover. And then he was gone.
It was the holy ghost of nighthoover who remained stuck in our plane of existence and spake of that 'stickiness' (in the Posting #9 on Sept 26th) as if he felt somehow forsaken when we failed to suck up.
But I see no reason not to extend the anniversary celebrations into a two day festival.
~jwf~

He (or She) is everywhere

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22night+hoover%22&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&filter=0

The 2 day festival sounds like a good plan. We should start the preparations. 2legs the high priest should officially open the proceedings though.

Shouldn't they have started now though<?> <?>

Doesn't seem right with out 2legs. We can make some preparations though. get all the together and sort out the Queen "I want to break free" video.

Oh, hoovery followers of nighthoover, we nighthooverites are indeed to be led to the promised land, for our reverence and revery cannot be but fore not in vein Drink up lad, its aniversary time! and much must be drunk in the name of our prophet, the one true son of the one true bob, nighthoover, the ruler of the spaces behind pieces of furnature where much dust does collect Could someone turn that hoover up, I can hardly hear it

Let the Imperial Liquor Cabinets be opened!

And the Imperial Wine Cellars!