The Throne Room
Know This:
We are the Emperor Theodoric I, Almighty Potentate of All Things Nighthooverly, Lord of All That Aspirates in the Darkness For Our full title go here.Know Also:
You find yourself in Our throne room. Improper conduct in Our presence is punishable by death.Let It Be Known:
We are a benevolent and just sovereign. We will hold audience with those who come to Us bearing grievances. We will redress injustices, and rectify iniquities. We will consider, mediate, and settle disagreements between two or more parties.Know The Following:
We will hold audience with other sovereigns and visiting dignitaries. An honor guard will escort you at all times. Please do not visit unmarked rooms or cordoned sections of the Palace. This also applies to all other visitors.It Must Be Known:
We are the temporal ruler of all the dominion of nighthoover. All non-secular aspects of Nighthoovery are administered by the High Priest 2legs.Do Not Be Unknowing of This Fact:
As Emperor, We are Omnipotent, Unquestionable, Infallible, and Ineffable. Yet We were once one of the people, and still operate in Our role as the commoner Θεανθρπη (AKA il viaggiatore).Conversations
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