reading from; Book one of Dustotaph

- the first book of Leocxrulets: Called:
Hooversis):

1:1 At the start, determined as not being without doubt at a point intermediate to, immediately before, or at the opposite of, the end, the end being any point at a current time not immediately after, preceding or any region directly at the intersect of (a minimum of) 2 points not at the start or end, there was Dust.

1:2 and the Dust did hold much filth and was dark and dank, and the prophet did see that the dust was dark and dank, and without form, and the prophet did move over the Dust and the lands about.

1:3 and the prophet said, who hath left the power lead in such a state of entanglement?, Let there be disentanglement: and there was disentanglement.

1:4 And the prophet saw the disentangled power lead, that it was good: and divided the power lead from the plug.

1:5 And the prophet called the power lead Cable and the plug Plug. And the day after going to the Pub the prophet did awaken with the first hangover.

1:11 And the prophet (slurring only slightly) said, Let the Beat-Nicks bring forth grass, the herb yielding weed, and the Kebab House yielding kebab after late drinkies are all finished and all those that stay on have left, whose chilli sauce is plentiful in itself, upon the pavement let pavement pizza remain: and it was so.

1:12 and the prophet did not awaken the next day till the Sunrise was a many-old thing and the remains of Kebab had dried most unappetisingly, and still the Prophet thought it was good.

1:13 and the Evening and morning did indeed seem one, for the prophet had sniffed.

1:14 And the prophet did again visit the Pub in the evening to drink fermented vegetable products and smoke, and yet, the time between pub closing and Sunrise remained productive, even if the prophet couldn’t always remember what the nature of kebab or the hangers-on was, when Sunrise quickly did come upon the prophet once more. And the profet did indeed loose count.

1:15 And the prophet did create a mess, and received a phone call from someone from the pub, the previous evening to whom a promise had apparently been made. And the prophet did ignore this claim, being the prophet this was of ease in function and implementation.

1:16 And the Kebab did enter a receptacle, and the prophet saw the receptacle, in double, and decided both that too much had been drunk and that the receptacle, or indeed receptacles were good and called them Dustbin.

1:17 And because the prophet had lost track, it was the nineteenth night before the Prophet remembered the disentangled power lead, called Cable, and the Plug, called Plug, and the Prophet did, after Pub closing, but before sunrise, plug the Plug into the socket and Hoover.

1:18 And the Prophet saw that the dust which did hold much filth and which was dark and dank did vanish. And this was good, and the Prophet could see material lining the floor, and he remembered this was carpet.

1. I am the Lord thy Nighthoover, who brought thee out of the land of RL, out of the house of dustiness.

2. Thou shalt have no other Nighthoovers before Me. Thou shalt not make unto thee a jpeg image, nor any manner of likeness, of any thing that is in the U-space U183456, or that is in the conversations beneath, or that is in the dust under the desk; Thou shalt not provide links unto them, nor copy and paste them; for I the Lord thy Nighthoover am a jealous Nighthoover, visiting the iniquity of the posts upon the replies unto the third and fourth threads of them that hate Me; And showing mercy unto the thousandth thread of them that love Me and keep My commandments.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy Nighthoover in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh His name in vain.

4. Remember the Cancel thread to keep it hoopy. Six posts shalt thou write, and do all thy wisecracking. But the seventh post is hoopy in honour of the Lord thy Nighthoover; on it thou shalt not do any wisecracking, neither thou, nor thy , nor thy , thy nor thy , nor thy , nor thy that is within thy keyboard; For in six days the Lord made the A-pages and the U-pages, the fora, and all that is in them, and rested on the seventh day; therefore the Lord blessed the hoopy day, and hallowed it.

5. Honour thy italics; in order that thy posts may be prolonged upon the site which the Lord thy Nighthoover giveth thee.

6. Thou shalt not spam

7. Thou shalt not troll.

8. Thou shalt not flame.

9. Thou shalt not spit

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's U-number (except for U200000 of course); thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's bandwidth, nor his edited entries, nor his Post entries, nor his , nor his , nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.