h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

nighthoover will reveal themself to us, the true worshipers and devout followers of the nighthooverly ways and lead us to the dust free nighthooverable existance and there will be a sign

an the sign will be......"gone for lunch back in 10 minutes"

And the message shall be the sign
and the sign shall be all
recognition we feel in its etherialness watch we don't fall
the sign is the hoover
the time is the night
a time we wait for its might
the sign is nighthooverable
and nighthoover shall say
Lettuce pray

Still no sign

Do not fear; nighthoover is busy at the moment, but is visible from out of this window, hoovering over yonder road.

*shock
*more shock
*holds hoover aloft in reverence

Whereabouts is this claimed sighting of the mighty one?

I have many doubts

maybe anyone of you is nighthoover just reregistered so you could get some attention. convince me other wise

If I were the nighthoover you would know it to be so.

As I would have given the sign.

Likewise if only the mighty one still drove in our midsts but can this sighting be true? and how shall we know ? <?> have strength hooverbreatherin

And verily, Lanthetta has thrice spake of such sightings. Twice here, and more recently elswehere. My heart is a-flutter; can it be so?

There was a time, a less cynical time long, long ago, when such reports might be taken as gospel. Oh how sweet to take this report at face value. But ever since that infamous other lad cried 'wolf' we are a sadder and wiser race and we have become great doubters.

What must we do to confirm these sightings by Lanthetta?
We want to believe.

~jwf~

<< We want to believe >>


Show us the Messiah! The Messiah! The Messiah! Show us the Messiah!

Now, you listen here! He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away!




from a website proclaiming to have the *World's Most Accurate Script*

Oh please let it be true, and us believers can forget that ever was a situeation in which wolf was cried a sign, we need a sign Could the mighty one be persueded to see the good work we do in nightoover's name, and log in to the most nighthooverable of all H2G2 accounts? lettus pray for the return of our prophet *on the edge of his chair in anticipation perhpas we should read from teh book of our nighthoover?

*stands and takes the holy book from the central vac, blows away the dust, turns the page and reads from the holy book*

"Posting 1
Subject: cancel
Posted Sep 25, 2001 by nighthoover
Posting 1
i want 2 cancel this account what 2 do

"Posting 9
Subject: cancel
Posted Sep 26, 2001 by nighthoover
Posting 9
so i got stuck here"

Here endeth the holy word.


~jwf~

The most nighthooverly words indeed, and by those words shal we, the chosen few, the nighthooverites carry ourselves forth into the world, a better world a world void of the unnighthooverly, and full of nighthooverable intentions that by which we may better the cause and release the unnighthooverly from their nighthoover-ignorance and dust-ridden existances of unnighthooverability and unnighthooverlyness oh mighty one show us the sign and adorn our midsts with your nighthooverly presence to show us the path to true and non-dust-ridden nighthooverly existance in that promised land

"gone to lunch, back later"

I have returned I am nighthoover I have forgotten my password for the old nighthoover account, your dedication pleases me, you are indeed the nighthooverable and nighthooverly, long may it be so

Imposter:
I am the REAL nighthoover; tremble in my presence feeble mortals

Begone you evil unnighthooverly beings: and tremble at the sight of the son of The One True Bob;:
For I am the real nighthoover, the mighty prophet, and behold my suction