h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I don't want a load of innuendos thrown at me when the time comes so I'm putting my name down.

I just ate a lollypop

PoPoPoPoP


Milla

and unto the pople came, and moved amongst them, one with such a power as to resist and encapsulate all that the peoples did not know they were, and that person had a name, and the peopoe saw that the name was good for the name was nighthoover BoBoBoBoBoboBoBoBoBoB lettuce spry mhrily so

What the blazing hellsfires is going on around here?????? I turn my back for a few weeks and not only are there 80 new posts, bloody 2legs has gotten delusions of royalty! I warned of this! I did! I said it would happen! Check the backlog!
So ask yourself, who is a truer prophet? the man who spouts continuol poop, or the Amphibious Rabbit of Doubt who hath returned from the Void and whose prophesies actually happened?
KNEEL!!!!

You can get continuol poop in a spray can now, you know.

Sorry rabbot.

Traveller in Time followed the London Meet <./>online</.>
"Well, sort of. Hail our highpreach of Nighthoover town, toon and the more !

Just been hoovering round the cages, no night hoover behind the dustbunnies "

all praise the mighty nighthoover

n i g h t h o o v e r r u l e t h e t e r n a l i t y bu t r e n d er s m o s t h o o v e r a bol le la d e l a la n e f e t m a s g gh e i p w n vb z ed dh e

bobobobobob inhale...........+......<.=,,,,,,><

mightily on the cupet of the sacred single matl did we inbibe yea yea yea oh yea lettuce spry most turnipfully

thou beseeched thine enemy .....free the nighthoover all hail the son of bob....protct us from daydyson

I have a voicemail on my mobile from someone laiming to be nighthoover!

Do they sound like they're constantly inhaling, and swallowing dustbunnies?

For lo saith the prophet
thou might be suspected and cast out shouldst thou be not comely like a fart in a spacesuit

Nighthoover, nighthoover

Where hast thou gone?

Under the sofa?

Behind the hutch?

We've missed you so long.


Nighthoover, nighthoover

Where might you be?

The wainscotting is dusty,

The air is quite musty.

Oh look! There's a flea!

a direct line to the voice of nighthoover thou art truley blessed

Ill tell you again just for the fun of it. The whole purpose of nighthooverism is to Quit, and the man himself never wanted fame, he merely wanted a quick way out.
SO QUIT ALREADY!
And why is 2legs a king? Thats just like putting a jewelled sceptre in the hands of a...lets see... paraplegic gibbon with amnesia. I think, I'm not doing too well with similes today.

Nighthoover for president...

Nighthoover did what every president should do... Quit!