h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Oh dear, i seem to have been modded!
I was under the impression that although family of publicity-seeking serial partner-abusers was off limits, their sordid lifestyles were not.
Oh well!

OK, to 'depersonalise' it
I have a liberal attitude to carnal pleasures
You've been around the block
She/He/It is 'a right slapper'

Thanks for speaking up Harpo!
I was afraid I'd attracted some nastiness.

I understand what happened now, and yes
the royal wee is sacrosanct around here.

~jwf~

No, it was my post that might have offended people too hung up on Tramadol.
Draw your own conclusions....

I generally stay away from drawing conclusions.

But at least I looked up Tramadol,

>> Tramadol mimicks the action of our natural endorphins
by combining with the opioid receptors in the brain and
spinal cord. <<

Which leaves me safely out of range of drawing anything.
'Cept maybe a smiley face.


~jwf~

I save.

You accumulate.

They hoard.


~jwf~

WOW! Mrs Z (aka Ben) has posted a whole whack of 3-personables on a thread about the new netiqette of noohootoo http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F19585?thread=8238874&show=20&skip=540#pi550 which I just had to re-post here for the record: I have a fun online persona Some of your posts are in pretty poor taste He is a troll I enjoy the challenge of robust debate You can be harsh at times She is a troll My arguments are based on my reading of the empirical evidence You can find a research paper back up any opinion He's not just a troll, he's an arrogant troll I've the personal experience of the grace of Jesus acting in my life You are entitled to your religious beliefs She's not just a troll, she's trolling for Jesus I destroyed your arguments You made an ad honimen attack Look - trolls in flame wars Thanks Ben!

Any time ~jwf~

Interesting exercise, here let me try it:

He is easily distracted
You have A.D.D.
I am ... oooh! pretty colours!

Shakespeare...


I have of late but wherefore I know not lost all my mirth.

You've been a real Grumpy-Gus lately for no apparent reason.

There's no excuse for his recent surly behaviour.


~jwf~

I try to be profoundly witty and do not always properly
credit my sources of inspiration.

You're not above borrowing from the greats to make a point.

He plagiarizes every thought he claims to have
with every word he utters.


~jwf~

~jwf~,

I take that personally

You should think before accusing

He will be around with a big bat, shortly.

We are creatures of habit and instinct with subconscious needs
and desires that manifest in undeniable ways. We operate in
ignorance of our unconscious minds with no understanding or
control of our racial memories or autonomic nervous systems.


You have odd quirks and idiosyncrasies of which you seem
totally unaware.


He is clearly possessed.
And in need of Exorcism
or Psychotherapy .


~jwf~

I try to shine a light on clandestine activities.

You are a conspiracy theorist.

He's a ranting paranoid.

We went to our office party.

You attended your works do.

They had to go to a corporate function.




~jwf~

Inspired by a recent failure to communicate
between hoovooloo and anhaga:


He threatens.

You give fair warming.

I offer cautionary advice.




~jwf~

'warning' not warming


Another Jungian slip.
A Jungian slip is like a Freudian slip
but there's no sex involved.


~jwf~

A very old saying:
..."A slip of the tongue
....is no fault of the mind" ? . .. ... ........ . . .. ...