h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

let's see you try to guess!! *dare dare dare*

I meant brains, of course But then you were telling us how that was more important......

I didn't *quite* mean that.

[guesses, incorrectly]

In my experience there is absolutely no correlation between a ladies general physical build and her bosom size.

Although more extensive research is required (I know, cheap but unavoidable )

I've known slim ladies that are well endowed, larger ladies who aren;t and vice versa. It truly is a world of wonderous differences out there.

So are you suggesting you're a bighead Icky?

*peers down shirt* hmm... *peers around at backside* hrm...*goes to peer at nose..ugh, we won't even go there*

I like wondrous differences. For example, women have to sit down to pee. But we all have to pee.

http://woods.bianca.com/shacklet/Coprologist/Strephon.html

I think that's a wonderful piece of reassurance.

Nose

Ah,

Erm,

ooops

didn;t think that one through did I?

*note to self, when attempting to be clever, make sure it can;t be twisted by others first*

yes um..not fond of the nose

Why not?

Are we talking dirty great romanesque honk?
Cute little ski-jump nose?
broad?
slim?

Come, tell us of your nose!

There there Icky

*pokes nose* i dunno. go look at me page if you really wish to know

Do tell Nyssabird. It surely can't be any worse than mine?

Nyssabird, you're lovely. And I can't see owt wrong with the nose.
Are those your kidlets?

I tol' ya..*crosses arms stubbornly*

Hmm, I have a big nose. It is a family nose. If you want to know what it looks like go to Madame Tussauds, there is a relative in there.

Nowt wrong with that nose, m'dear.

It's in between your eyes, above yer mouth and on the front of your face!

Very nice, ok? So stop prodding it or it'll end up lop-sided!

Let me guess,

noses run in your family, right?

yes...those'r my babies!! better pictures on my website! aren't they CUTE?!?!?!?!