h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When your home alone and have to take the rubbish out to the dustbin in the midle of the night because you have had fish for tea and if you leave it it will stink by the morning os you have to go outside and at the back of our house are ten miles of fields hence no street lights and lots of dark and its really cold and nasty and wht if oyuo forget and accidently lock your self out and you'd be there all night and then you get back in and realise you havne't bresthed the whole time you were outside and someone might have crpet in in the half second that your back was turned and was that a noise upstairs?!

well it scares me
FABT

crocs, big cats, anything that might eat me, or squash me such as an elephant not phobic though just scared.
Peanut xx

understandable really

My friend, who can shake his eyes.

Glad to see I'm not the only one scared of butterflies. Moths are even worse, unless they're little tiny ones. I don't mind bees and wasps, since all they can do is sting you. Moths can *flutter* at you, which is far far worse!

Flying - lots of people are nervous of flying, and it's often for the wrong reasons. For example, my boss was quite convinced he was about to die when the plane he was on landed at Jersey with its wings banked. But this is actually a standard crosswind landing technique for certain planes. I think the fear of flying usually comes from a combination of not being in control (as opposed to driving, where you are in control, and MUCH more likely to die!), and not knowing what's going on. There is also a perception that air accidents are always fatal, and this is simply not true. The vast majority of accidents are things like the nosewheel collapsing on landing, or leaving the runway after landing. These result in a BIG insurance claim, but no injury at all to passengers. Even a gear-up landing is unlikely to injure anyone on board.

Peanut I'm most disappointed that you didn't once mention un-embodied alien consciousness.... (Well they wont be needing on of those but nem'ind)

OR BBC Mods who are very scary!

OK Mine are creepy crawlies of the verity you encounter when working with children *is now itchy just with the thought*

ASS!

There was an epidemic of head lice here in the summer & I was so paranoid about it (I've got rather long hair), I went through 2 bottles of tea tree shampoo & conditioner in 2 weeks. My head itched like crazy & finally I got one of the District Nurses at work to check for me. Turned out I was allergic to the shampoo

Nice one GW!
- an invaluable piece of equipment for all people in contact with ( ) children.

I fear there being nothing before death.

I SCARE THE HELL OUT OF MYSELF

Hi Ass nice to see you over here. LOL at Granny, thats funny. We always have an epidemic in our school part of the course, makes going to get your haircut a scary social experience! Peanut xx

No phobias whatsoever. I am happy with heights, flying, any kind of creepy crawly, snakes, rats, blood, needles, you name it, I'm unafraid of it. *smug*

I don't like watching people drink milk, but that's more revulsion than fear.

I don't like thinking about death but that's not an everyday fear so I don't know if that counts or not.

I am s**t scared of wasps. When I was 5, i trod in a wasp's nest (what a stupid thing to do!) and I got stung all over. That was when my parents found out I was allergic, so that was fun. When one comes near me I become paralised with fear until its gone.

They look evil too, with the little curly stripy abdomen things they have.

I also don't understand people who are scared of moths, but can handle butterflies. That seems a bit weird to me.

MOTHS EAT CLOTHING! BUTTERFLIES JUST FLOAT AROUND.

Not all moths eat clothing, and who's scared of having a whole in their cardie? No what you want granted, but it doesn't keep me awake at night.

i`m scared of dying at home and not being found for a number of weeks. then when they do eventually find me i`ve been half eaten by my cats......who loved me when i was alive but were overcome by hunger.

Actually the cats are probably just waiting for their opportunity...


k
Definitely a person

don`t say that. my cats are wee darlin`s. big softies. i like dogs too but cats are the coolest.

WHAT THE H**K IS A CARDIE? I'VE NEVER HEAD OF THAT BEFORE. SOUNDS LIKE SOME C****Y GAME OR SOMETHING.

it`s short for cardigan. you must have heard of them.