h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Should we write off our hopes of winning now or wait until one of the former residents of The Priory get picked?

How do they pick the winner? Is it public vote? If so...god help us!

it's a phone in

Good song. Was better when Dusty Springfield sang it though

Nadgers, you beat me to it!

Certainly tolerable.

I see Brian Harvey is still singing with his own unique pitching technique. Very innovative.

What ye think? I think Hawkins/Brown followed by Brian Harvey. I wasn't bowled over by anything to be honest though. Scooch was a bit scary - they've had a break for seven years and when they come back they're STILL trying to sound like Steps!

We ain't going to win so I reckon Hawkins/Brown for the falsetto comedy madness.

Scooch: there's camp and there's *camp*. Crikey, they should be headlining at Camden's Black Cap!*









*gay bar, big on the drag acts and stuff.

results a 21:30...

No matter what, be it French Tart or Ryanair, we've got nil point this year.

and Scooch win ... gawd help us all

I would have put money on Justin Hawkins winning

That scooch track is awful... why are we so rubbish at everything....

The only chance of a win this year went out the window when Morrissey turned it down.

hmmmmm.... Once again I can see a "Nill points" all night.....

Is there any way we can stop them getting on the 'plane? It'll just be too embarrassing to let them perform.

Kidnap? Plant some drugs in their houses and call the police? Out one of the chaps as straight and call the News Of The World?

Still eurovision wouldn't be eurovision without us being totally rubbish.

Yeah outing them as straight would work

Don´t worry, the swedish contribution The Ark is supposed to be something like the Scissor Sisters.

I was going to construct my thoughts on the now British enrty...










... I've lost interest, now.




Come on, the rest of the European Union!