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What do women want?
Potholer Posted Apr 2, 2001
Well, if women don't correct each other so often, no *wonder* they make so many mistakes 
What do women want?
NexusSeven Posted Apr 2, 2001
*thinks Potholer's about to be cattle-prodded too 
*
What do women want?
Mrs V Posted Apr 2, 2001
Ooh, get you! This has degenerated into boys against the girls slanging match, hasn't it!!
hxx
What do women want?
Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Apr 2, 2001
Rises above this.
What do women want?
Abi Posted Apr 2, 2001
I surprised it took this long for the inevitable to happen personally!
What do women want?
Potholer Posted Apr 2, 2001
Well, looking at the *other* (and somewhat more heated) conversation, at one point Amy seemed to admit that the reason men (in general) never learn is that women give up too easily when trying to correct our innnate failings.
I just *knew* it must be your fault *somehow*
What do women want?
NexusSeven Posted Apr 2, 2001
Slanging match? Sounds like it could get nasty - I suggest a non-lethal alternative...
...FOOD FIGHT!
* 
and 
at anyone standing within range *
What do women want?
Mrs V Posted Apr 2, 2001
*wipes tomato off face*
I suppose my method of just giving them a good spanking isn't universally perscribed to??
Hxx
What do women want?
Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Apr 2, 2001
*descends*
Why reward them?
*ascends to a place out of range*
What do women want?
Cloviscat Posted Apr 2, 2001
Simulpost!
The best way to level someone with a is to fire it from a rocket launcher...
...in a tin
What do women want?
Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Apr 2, 2001
like this?
What do women want?
Kaeori Posted Apr 2, 2001
Oh well, another day almost gone, and still haven't been swept off my feet by the perfect man.
*Overcome with self pity, prepares to faint gracefully in vain hope dashing man will appear to catch me in his perhaps-not-perfect arms*
(Amy - you wouldn't happen to know, in the strictest confidence of course, if Mr Connery is an h2g2 researcher?)
What do women want?
Peregrin Posted Apr 2, 2001
*throws a at Kaeori to take her mind off it*
Anyway, how do you know I'm not really Sean Connery? 
(that question doesn't apply to Amy or Abi, cause they've met me!)
What do women want?
Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Apr 2, 2001
Dunno. He's not my type, anyway.
But did you see Johnny Depp in Chocolat? Mmmm.
Maybe Abi knows.
What do women want?
Kaeori Posted Apr 2, 2001
*picks self off ground and wipes squished tomato from face*
Oh Peregrin, if I'd known you were such a good shot, I'd have bid much harder. You wouldn't like to try again with a plate of choc eclairs, would you?
*closes eyes and tries to imagine Peregrin as Bond, but image of Johnny Depp smothered in Chocolate refuses to go away*
What do women want?
Munchkin Posted Apr 2, 2001
It strikes me that being smothered in chocolate is not really the best way to die. It certainly would make it difficult for the police to inform your relatives
What do women want?
Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Apr 2, 2001
Oh, I don't know, Munchkin. What about 'he's truffled off this mortal coil"?
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What do women want?
- 401: Potholer (Apr 2, 2001)
- 402: NexusSeven (Apr 2, 2001)
- 403: Mrs V (Apr 2, 2001)
- 404: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Apr 2, 2001)
- 405: Abi (Apr 2, 2001)
- 406: Potholer (Apr 2, 2001)
- 407: NexusSeven (Apr 2, 2001)
- 408: Mrs V (Apr 2, 2001)
- 409: Cloviscat (Apr 2, 2001)
- 410: Abi (Apr 2, 2001)
- 411: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Apr 2, 2001)
- 412: Cloviscat (Apr 2, 2001)
- 413: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Apr 2, 2001)
- 414: Kaeori (Apr 2, 2001)
- 415: Peregrin (Apr 2, 2001)
- 416: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Apr 2, 2001)
- 417: Abi (Apr 2, 2001)
- 418: Kaeori (Apr 2, 2001)
- 419: Munchkin (Apr 2, 2001)
- 420: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Apr 2, 2001)
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