h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And you decided to sever our "relationship", so I demand that I may or may not come here again.

And so yet again, another episode of "All These Silly People" draws to a close. What did we learn this time? We learned that love is not an easily gotten thing, and one can not obtain it through mere flattery or putting outtedness. Yes, the game of love must be played with caution cause, who knows when someone like Hitler will rise to power again. Why next week, some visionary in Mongoloia could suddenly want to try again what his forefathers had tried. What would happen then??? Well, American rice imports wold fall drastically while said Mongolians armies washed across the rice patties, devouring in a loud fashion. And who are these fluffy little bunnies anyway? A genentic reject from Microsoft's biochemical lab??? Which just goes to show you kids, you may be the richest man in the world, leader of an industrialized, high-tech mafia in which the battle ground is the economy, but deep down... and even less deep down, you're still a geek, a nerd, a weiner, and girls wont like you. So stop filling kids heads with thoughts of trends and fashions, and teach them what is really important in life: not god, but its out there somewhere. Who knows what will happen on the Episode of "All These Silly People"? Only time will tell. Or a soothsayer. Those silly buggers'll tell you anything if you'll listen.
Until next time, Good Bye.

Oh and Addy? Thought that was rather mature of you, it was also dumb. Why, if some blonde haired, green eyed, foxy gal offered ANY kind of sexual activity to me, Id have taken it without a second thought. Cause sometimes its not about the future. Its about gettin some. I realize you're only ten, and girls still have cooties in your eyes, but learn quickly.
Bugys I understand your actions completley. I salute you.

And I must agree that nothing beats an attractive red-head. There's just something about seeing red hair that makes a girl just that much more desirable. You know they have some kind of fiery spirit deep down, always ready forfun or excitement. Im lucky enough to have my own red-head, and I love her to death.

Bugsy and Addy

Typical responses from Adolecents, I am not into under age sex anyway, I would rather someone with a bit of experience. I find teaching awfully tedious!

No, I'm 13.

And now for something completely different ... the larch.

What's the complicattion? - In, Out, repeat if necessary.

How should /I/ know? I've never done it.

In that case don't bother, it's not up to the hype. Ho hum

On the other hand, I'm only 13, so... you get the picture. My time will come. Hum ho.

Pikachu is a big improvement. You're learning, luke.

Jax, frankly, p*ss off. Seriously, i mean, you talk about us being adolescents but if there's anyone being immature (i hate to use the wordy bitchy) here, it's you.

Shaquan is back from france, and displeased with his new name. Considering what he could possibly change it to, he saunters up to the door, glances back into the smoky room one last time, and disappears into the night.

A) Oh, yes, I caught Pikachu on Saturday, and now I think he trusts me.

B) My name's not Luke! It's ... (You honestly didn't think I was going to tell you /that/, did you?)

See Wibble

y'all are the most bizarre people...and thats why im honored to read your lovely forum postings
hehhehheh - so heres what i dont get - me and my girls (we're all girls) go out every weekend in search of some cute guys and some lovin but we never seem to find it ... what the hell is up with that????????
-saffire

Well, maybe because you're so friggin' up for it, hon.
callin' yer first entry sex4x would knock any guy off who's not tappin into this forum from the redlight districts of Amsterdam already. Then again, you might be into that, so step up and I'll show you the way.

Well, that's all very interesting, because I'm made entirely of wood.

Don't worry. The wheel, fire and patenting have all been patented in these forums. ...fora. ...Whatever.

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