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Oh PISS on your red hat!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 21, 1999
To answer the question, the fact that you are calling me "Addy" is annoying. If you don't stop, I shall be forced to explode with rage, thus releasing the tension you'd nicely bottled up, because it's the #1 rule of irritating people: don't push them too far, according to "John Cleese on How to Irritate People."
Oh PISS on your red hat!
Spirit of Olias (occasional spectre) Posted Jul 21, 1999
Hey Addy, you've seen how to irritate people?
Cool someone with some taste.
Oh PISS on your red hat!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 22, 1999
Yes, my favorite scene is the airline sketch ("This is your captain speaking: there is /no/ cause for alarm"). I also liked the ones with the pepperpots. ("Pepperpots irritate what they're after.")
Oh PISS on your red hat!
Guru Posted Jul 27, 1999
The rogue cop is, oficially, a maestro. Jax, what are you doing this weekend?
Oh PISS on your red hat!
Guru Posted Jul 27, 1999
I have a feeling that a certain 47 liker will be pissing on his red hat all weekend. have fun.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 27, 1999
No, I meant I have a feeling I know what /you'll/ be doing! With that other guy! 
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Guru Posted Jul 27, 1999
What are you on about, you spineless little fraction of a man.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 27, 1999
You said, "Jax, what're you doing this weekend?" Given the name of this forum ...
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Jax Posted Jul 28, 1999
Bugsy are we still talking about sex baby? Sorry, I have only just stumbled my way back to the forum! As for this weekend - why you at a, loose end [she says seductively]. I will probably make a home video, I love hot summer nights, I have had the gardener round so I can shoot outside - I am getting bored of the bedroom! I may ask the gardener to stick around actually, give me a theme if you know what I mean!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 28, 1999
F*** you, Jax! You are too clever for us naughty people!
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Jax Posted Jul 28, 1999
Oy ADDY, if you're not careful, I will go with the flow and vote you out!
Bugsy? Where are you - if you want to help me set up that video recorder you have to defend me here - you can't let this adolesant swear at me like that!!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 28, 1999
This is all very interesting, because I've started a new, even /more/ unintelligible forum than this one.
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http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=16034&thread=13881
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Be sure to look at the first three posts in order. And if anyone can explain to me what a technoblob is, don't hesitate to post.
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Guru Posted Jul 28, 1999
Wow, sorry, jax, i've just ben off ripping the piss out of adolf who likes forty seven on his own brand new page, and writing a really deep outburst on 'thoughts for the day'.
check it out.
I think i'll be sticking around, though. ask the gardener if we can borrow his hoe.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 28, 1999
Doesn't anyone here want to go to my forum? Anyone?
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Jax Posted Jul 29, 1999
Addy, I've been - it was a wonderful experience - Does it really annoy being called ADDY? Even by a busty blue-eyed blonde. Would it help if I whispered it seductively in your ear .... A d d y 
(Is there one of these smiley things that lick their lips?)
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Jax Posted Jul 29, 1999
Sorry Bugsy, no about that hoe, it's not a problem, although it is a big garden so I had a thought? Can you ride a horse?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 29, 1999
There is NO smiley that licks its lips, although why would a busty, blue-eyed blond want to whisper in MY ear?
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