h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey Addy, do you mind if I call you addy?I thought you were leaving.

In any event, I have to agree that sex in itself isnt so complicated. I mean, if you're trying to make it really outlandish or freaky or something, Ill give you that one, but if you're just hooking up with someone, a good friend, a loved one, this person whom you really hope is a member of the opposite sex, but your vision is a little skewed from the mass amounts of alcohol so you arent tottaly sure, etc...; really isnt that complicated as you're just gonna follow instincts that have been an essential part of the human existence, and wham, you're having sex. But it really is what comes afterward. Like,when it gets "weird". Those akward moments at the breakfast table, or if you havent seen each other in awhile, and you're not sure if dinner is even needed anymore...

My question is, is "good" sex really rated on the performance of your partner/s, or is it really based on what kind of mood you're in? I really cant decide for myself.

I'd say the mood. No doubt. If you're going to have sex, don't let it be for the sake of having sex. It's like a cionfirmation of the closeness of a relationship, and should eradicate any breakfast table whatsoever.

In theory.

I'd say the mood. No doubt. If you're going to have sex, don't let it be for the sake of having sex. It's like a cionfirmation of the closeness of a relationship, and should eradicate any breakfast table whatsoever.

In theory.

And i said that twice, so you know it's true.

Fuzzy, stop calling me Addy or I will be forced to Turn over to the Dark Side of the Force.

Bugsy, you know perfectly well that you posted it twice by mistake.

Anyway, I haven't quite left yet. This sort of forum is quite a bit appealing to 13-year-olds.

Speaking of age, how about I put, instead of "Adolescent", my age in my nicname? And every October 9th, I add one to it, and when I'm deceased, I'll ask in my will for someone to come up here and change it to "dead". Of course, by then no one who's here /now/ will care, because by then they'll have bought the farm for themselves...each from the last.

Yeah I agree, you know you've had good sex when you finish and notice you've completely eradicated the breakfast table.

Addy, can i call you addy? I dare you to turn to the darkside of the force, cause you know what? Ive beaten down that sort of thing. Im a mushroom cloud layin mother*&^*& mother*&(&*(. Every time my hand touches brain,Im super-fly tnt. Im the guns of the Navaronne. And thats my quote for the day. And please dont mention again that you're thirteen cause it makes me uncomfortable to think that such innocence is exposed to such things. Call me moralistic.

I really do think its based on mood, but heartily agree that having sex shouldnt just be for the sake of having sex. Although, as you said, thats only in theory. I think there are times when you just feel like having sex, and then you do, and it really doesntmatter to you whether it was good or not. There you go.

but how do you know if you've had a good breakfast?

(Because you have a good taste in your mouth and your tummy feels full, Mrs. Slartibartfast.) Allow me to introduce myself; I'm Chief Inspector Tiger of Scotland Yard. Well, maybe not, but I am new to this site and quite intrigued by the gamut of conversations here. Let me add my own two cents...(Oh, God...now you know I'm American, too.) I found after several years of caring about sex, wanting sex, dreaming my adolescent dreams about sex, (etc), that all it did was frustrate me to the point of far too much self-indulgence and money spent on men's periodicals. But I finally found the answer to all my problems...I stopped worrying about it and got some hobbies and a career instead. Oddly enough, the lack-of-worrying seemed to exude from my very pores as pheromones and I had the attention of several female companions in no time. Now it's "Hakuna Matata" baby. I've kept my hobbies, my job, and dabble in the rest at will. Funny how life works sometimes, ain't it??

Sometimes, I have trouble swallowing first thing in a morning, I don't understand this any other time during the day I don't have a problem. Oh sorry, let me introduce myself I am Jax from London - I didn't mean to interrupt, but 'erm I love sex, I don't find it all complicated - although I do tend to find that practice makes perfect and it just gets better and better

Fuzzy, STOP calling me "Addy"!!!

Much "Addyo" about nothing?

"SHUT UP! Oh, it drives me mad!"
--a psychiatrist

Hey, Ad-man, howya doing?

[in a conversational voice] I'm annoyed, thanks, and you?

Just fine, Adolf, just fine.

and without the bones,
sex is still so complicated

personally i like herpes. they're sooo cute running around like little caterpillars
i hear that they taste wonderful roasted over an open fire, but i've not had the
opportunity to try them yet

Yes, I am intentionally calling you addy over and over agaom for the sole reason that it seems to irritate. I was bullied around alot as a kid, and the internet is a good place for me to take out my child-hood stresses. So Addy, whats annoying you?

"Has anyone seen my new red hat?"

"Oh PISS on your red hat!!"

Oh PISS on your red hat!