h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Cinema for first viewing of the big films. If I leave it a week or so, our local multiplex is usually empty so I can watch them in peace. With popcorn, of course.

Popcorn- sweet or salty?

Mix It's naughty but nice

One or t'other though? Sweet then.

Ideally Toffee popcorn with drizzled chocolate.

Hot dogs - mustard or ketchup?

I like mustard on me hotdogs, with plenty of fried onions! With a nice mug of soup on the side! In fact, that's tea sorted out for today!! Yummy

Jamie Oliver, or Hugh Double-barrelled?

Jamie Oliver.

Turkey Twizlers or Chicken Nuggets?

PP

chicken nuggets, but only home-made ones!

Trapping your fingers in a door, or stubbing your little toe on a chair leg??

Fingers every time. Although doing it makes me swear a bit, stubbing my toe makes me swear a lot.

Some years ago now, I managed to slam a car door closed on the fingers of my left hand. I had locked the door using the door catch and then swung the door shut using my left hand somehow managing to hang onto the top part of the door. The result was that the door closed and locked, with my fingers trapped in there. Worse, was the fact that I had put my car keys into my left hand trouser pocket and the only free hand was now my right one. I was saved only by the flex in the door of an old Mk4 Cortina.

Don't know how I did it. Won't be doing it again.

Austin Allegro or Morris Marina?

PP

Ooh, that's nasty! I broke my little toe stubbing it a few years ago so I'll go with a mild finger trapping please.

While we're at it. Stitches or staples?

Morris Marina- my first car was a Hillman Hunter which looked a bit like a Marina on steroids! Do you still bear the scars of your door escapade??

I'd have to plump for stitches, they look cooler than staples!

Elvis Presley, or Elvis Costello?

All healed many years ago, but I do still bear the scars of owning an Allegro.

Costello.

Chelsea or Arsenal.

PP

Sadly, some scars will never fade... I once owned a Lada Riva, the stigma still remains to this day...

Costello- man after my own heart.

Arsenal- purely as they are so obviously the underdogs.

Carry On films, or the James Bond franchise?

Carry on Films.

Camping or Hotel.

PP

I've just spent the last five minutes frantically trying to recall having watched a film called Carry On Hotel!! Just realised you weren't referring to Carry On films!! D'oh!

Camping, though not done it in years. (Now that sounds like a line from a Carry On film... ooh err missus!!)

Cheese on toast, or fried egg sandwich?

Cheese on toast - although mine also has pineapple, diced onion, ketchup and a slice of wafer thin ham... sort of a breakfast pizza...

Pizza or Fish & hips?

I'll rephrase that.

Pizza or Fish and CHIPS!

Freudian slip??

Hmm, that's a tough one, as I like home-made pizza's, but I also like proper chip shop fish'n'chips. I'll have to go with the fish'n'chips.

Evergreen or deciduous?

Nose says evergreen, eyes say deciduous.

I'll go with the autumn colour changes.

going to sleep or waking up?

As an insomniac I'd gladly choose going to sleep!

A bowl of Smarties, or a bowl of Bombay Mix?

Normally I would say evergreen - I like colour. However, having taken a photo recently, I may change my mind - I'm typing this from memory, so I hope it works - http://picasaweb.google.com/moonhogg2000
If that takes yo to my folders, look at the last picture in Random Stuff.

If not, I'll try to put a link up later...

But on balance, I'd say evergreen.

Bold colours, or Pastels?

Bold colours. Blue and yellow in particular. AFC Wimbledon's colours.

Fruit Pastilles or Fruit Gums?

PP

I used to support Wimbledon when my brother was into the premier league (around '95?) it really annoyed him. I liked their strip

Hmm... Fruit pastilles I think.

Peanut butter or nutella?