h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Speaking to someone on the phone, or email?

I love emailing for ongoing convos when I'm supposed to work w*rking Keeps me sane that I have a couple of friends who i can go to when I'm on the payroll.

I like chatting on the phone when I've got time.

Car, van or motorbike?

I would have answered motorbike 25 years ago, but now I would go for car. Stay dry. Has a radio I can use.

Van Morrison or Jim Morrison?

PP

Hmmmmm??

jim morrison died in 71

van morrison looks dead and 71

van, for staying power

eric burdon or van morrison???

Eric Burdon- has been known to smile on occasion, unlike Van. Did you know, Eric Burdon had a cameo role in the film "The Doors"? Where you aware of the connection, or was it just a flukey question?

Dandelion and Burdock, or IrnBru??

IrnBru! Every time It's rather good with vodka

Mountains or valleys?

Valleys.

Picnic, or pub lunch?

weather-dependent. Erring on the side of pub lunch.

walking or cycling for pleasure?

That's actually a tough one- if there's a nice wooded walk, especially this time of year- then I'd go with walk. If I was somewhere like Thetford, or the Camel Trail, then I'd opt for cycling. Seeing as I'm not in Thetford or Cornwall, I'll pick walking for pleasure.

~Fawlty Towers, of Monty Python?

A toughie but the Python gets it because of the films

Staples or paper clips?

Staples- bane of my working life! Hate the buggers. Paper-clips for me

Big Dipper, or the Waltzer?

Waltzer! Love getting thrown about, getting slightly phobic of falling these days

For word processing:

Old style typewriter or speech-recognition software?

Typewriter.

Loved and lost, or never loved at all?

Ah, now that's a hard one.

When I lost it, at the time when it hurt the most, I wished I'd never felt it.

But to never know what love can be? I wouldn't be without it. It makes sure you never settle for less!

Better to have loved and lost. And learned.

At the seaside in the arcades: 2p sliders or bingo machines?

Wise words, my friend.

I love the arcades on piers. Always take a bag of change with me. I like the sliders- I know they're all rigged but there is an element of skill involved.

Lark Rise, or Cranford?? !! ??

I have no idea. I'll wait for someone else to come along who has an opinion either way...

Hmpf, thought I'd get you with that one!!

"The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe", or an iron, a fridge and a bathrobe?

Iron, fridge and bathrobe. I am making the assumption that there is beer in the fridge.

Cool or warm?

PP

Of course! Beer and pork-based snack items. The iron is there to keep the lady of the house occupied!!

Cool.


Travis- the pop group, or Travis Bickle?

Travis the pop group because I will have to Google Travis Bickle (being of the not-knowing-who-he-is-persuasion)

Alice in Wonderland or Alice in Chains?

PP