h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Micro car!! I love the suzuki capuccino.

Phone ringing for the 110th time that day or alarm clock going off?

I dread the sound of the alarm clock, just serves to remind me I've had no sleep AND I have to get up!!

Rather have the phone ringing, keeps me busy and makes the day go quicker.

Chalk, or cheese?

CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!

of course. I mean, chalk's useful but I like cheese. I'd enjoy my paracetamol more in a cheese sandwich than in a chalky pill and I cant stand chalky toothpaste. Makes me gag *gakk*.

Anyhow, I am talking rubbish.

Old style post-its or the new concertina type designed for a dispenser?

New style concertina type!?!?!??!!!! What am I missing!!! I've never seen this sort, are you seriously telling me there's a new sort of post-it note that I've not had the pleasure of?? God, this place is so stuck in the 90's. Fume, fume!! Makes mental note to have a look in the stationery catalogue at the earliest inconvenience.

School disco, or posh nightclub?

I've never, ever been to a posh nightclub. What does it look like?

Like a school disco but without the uniforms- sadly

Bludie hell I am such a perv these days!!

Posh nightclubs would have wall to wall footballers and half dressed Essex girls. If you'd ever seen one you are unlikely to be able to erase it from your memory. You sound like you've had a lucky escape!

Timmy Mallett, or Chris Evans?

P.S. apols if you are a half dressed Essex girl, or a footballer.

How's about if I'm a half dressed footballer? With an essex girl?

(I'm not either)

Oh, and I dont like either, either. Posh or school disco I mean.

Timmy Mallett.

Calendars or diaries?

Boy am I glad I didn't get the Mallet / Evans choice. That was a lose / lose situation.

Calendars. Opportunities for a new artwork every month (by art, I mean ladies with not so much washing to do).

New Year's Eve or New Year's Day?

PP

New Year's Day - Fresh start.


Fresh Bread or Fresh fruit.

Calenders, you get some rather excellent ones with the Game/Music mags

I bought the missus the Countryfile calendar, but I've had to put a post-it note over the spider one as she is terrified of them!

What a choice- fresh bread or fresh fruit! Toughie. I'll have to go with.... fresh bread.

Will it be "Lonely This Christmas", or do you "Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day"?