h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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116) A cover-up for cold life models (what, did you think museum interns get paid enough?)
117) Wiping sweat off your face while doing lighting work
118) Turban!!!!!!!!!!
119) To protect your lap
120) As an all-purpose dorm cleaning tool
121) Doll blanket
122) Hang up in your bathroom to make your roommate think you take showers (just kidding . . .)
123) To carry a greasy bike seat without getting yourself greasy

Some good ideas there, keep it up! (i've run out of ideas)
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123) An oven mitt.

We have had "Turban" posted about four times now, so I am knocking it back to 123.

neener!

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Exactly

I started a new board, 101 Uses for Duct Tape. help out!
It should be listed on the lower left of your screen in the other frame.

56) As a way to appear hip. If you own a towel, than you will honestly "know where your towel is" and thus take the first step toward hoppiness.

56) to keep the camera in the dark whilst changing the film
(only works for NON-digital cameras)

Sorry ... lost count
Above should probably be entry 57, or is it 120 something ?

57)makeshift parachute (make sure your towel is nice and thick)
58)hampster muzzle
59)super absorbent bandage

56 For booking a deck chair near the hotel pool when on a European holiday

don't know number but,

Sneaking beer into places that don't allow beer(soak the towel and hang it on your sholder)

124 Art tool (Dip in ink/paint and throw/flick at canvas)

125 Thing to do whist bored (Pick small sections of the undoubtedly well advanced germ-civilisation growing on it out, and deposit on floor)

126 Tool kit holder thingy (Sew small pockets onto edges of towel and store usefull objects in)

127 Weapon Holder [advanced towel users only, 18 and over](Place weapons on towel at regularly spaced intervals, and roll up. This will keep delecate weapons safe from bumps, and prevent rusting to a certain extent)

128 Covering for dissapearing windows (It'll keep the wind out if secured properly, but the rain may seep through.)
129 Stomach upward motion prevention/cleaner (Vomit collecter)

130 Suicide (Wet, and stick one end in a socket. urn on afterwards, and stand on towel [Only recomended as a last resort, EG: after Child/adultline have cut you off tor the 26.41th time])

131 Emergency note taker (Write on fabric with washable pen, rinse when notes nolonger needed)

132 As a noise maker (Bring towel upwards slowly, and suddenly, and for no apparent specific reason, strike your arm down, causing the towel to emit a surprised crack.[Done too often this may seriously undermine the structural integrity of the towel's molecular makeup {AARGH! I'M TURNING INTO A WEIRD LAWYER JARGONY TYPE THING! Breathe deeply. Done loads this could make your towel thin or terminaly rip}])

133 As an areal help request (Lay towels out in message required for
overhead things [Additional towels required])

134 To make hairdryers blow up (Moist towels over the intake bit of hairdriers are exelent blower-upererer inducers [WARNING! Isn't nececarily a good idea!])

135 To cool an overheating engine (Soak towel and allow to drip for a few secconds, and lay over the violently shaking steam emiting part.)

136 As backdrops for plays produced/directed/stared-in/filmed by children

137 As a cure for insomnia (Place largeish rocks in and repeatedly hit self about head [NOT RECOMENDED AS PRACTICAL])

138 As an intricate network of neural pathway thingys (If you're into that kind of thing and have the imagination to cope with it)

139 As a payment method (Some retailers in the Quarkson plural area now accept credit-towels, get yours now! Preapproved! www.credittowel.co.anywherebuthere.com.org/net.html)

140 As a security camera/pir cover for burgerling/generaly sneaking about

141 As a kite's tail (Ripped into strips)

142 As a chicken pacifier (Place over head and avoid pecker whilst effect kicks in)

143 As a directional indicator (If magnetised and balanced on a pin)

144 As a decision maker (Write answers [yes, no, mabe, in the oven, etc] and point at random to have your questions answered)

145 To wave goodbye with (If your departed is already up near the clouds)

And so I leave you, at 145. Next one at 146 for the numericaly challlenged. (Bonus question, how many l's are there in Challlenged?)

124 Art tool (Dip in ink/paint and throw/flick at canvas)

125 Thing to do whist bored (Pick small sections of the undoubtedly well advanced germ-civilisation growing on it out, and deposit on floor)

126 Tool kit holder thingy (Sew small pockets onto edges of towel and store usefull objects in)

127 Weapon Holder [advanced towel users only, 18 and over](Place weapons on towel at regularly spaced intervals, and roll up. This will keep delecate weapons safe from bumps, and prevent rusting to a certain extent)

128 Covering for dissapearing windows (It'll keep the wind out if secured properly, but the rain may seep through.)
129 Stomach upward motion prevention/cleaner (Vomit collecter)

130 Suicide (Wet, and stick one end in a socket. urn on afterwards, and stand on towel [Only recomended as a last resort, EG: after Child/adultline have cut you off tor the 26.41th time])

131 Emergency note taker (Write on fabric with washable pen, rinse when notes nolonger needed)

132 As a noise maker (Bring towel upwards slowly, and suddenly, and for no apparent specific reason, strike your arm down, causing the towel to emit a surprised crack.[Done too often this may seriously undermine the structural integrity of the towel's molecular makeup {AARGH! I'M TURNING INTO A WEIRD LAWYER JARGONY TYPE THING! Breathe deeply. Done loads this could make your towel thin or terminaly rip}])

133 As an areal help request (Lay towels out in message required for
overhead things [Additional towels required])

134 To make hairdryers blow up (Moist towels over the intake bit of hairdriers are exelent blower-upererer inducers [WARNING! Isn't nececarily a good idea!])

135 To cool an overheating engine (Soak towel and allow to drip for a few secconds, and lay over the violently shaking steam emiting part.)

136 As backdrops for plays produced/directed/stared-in/filmed by children

137 As a cure for insomnia (Place largeish rocks in and repeatedly hit self about head [NOT RECOMENDED AS PRACTICAL])

138 As an intricate network of neural pathway thingys (If you're into that kind of thing and have the imagination to cope with it)

139 As a payment method (Some retailers in the Quarkson plural area now accept credit-towels, get yours now! Preapproved! www.credittowel.co.anywherebuthere.com.org/net.html)

140 As a security camera/pir cover for burgerling/generaly sneaking about

141 As a kite's tail (Ripped into strips)

142 As a chicken pacifier (Place over head and avoid pecker whilst effect kicks in)

143 As a directional indicator (If magnetised and balanced on a pin)

144 As a decision maker (Write answers [yes, no, mabe, in the oven, etc] and point at random to have your questions answered)

145 To wave goodbye with (If your departed is already up near the clouds)

And so I leave you, at 145. Next one at 146 for the numericaly challlenged. (Bonus question, how many l's are there in Challlenged?)

108. To perform armed robberies (pretend you have a gun underneath your towel and demand money)

56.) Catapult sling
57.) Catching a friend who's about to fall off of a cliff - reach extension
58.) Car seat cover
59.) Acid defense shield, especially when soaked in baking powder
60.) Stripper's accessory (e.g. American Pie)
61.) Condom (In desperate times of need)
62.) Oil lamp wick - capillary action is beautiful
63.) Car bomb - see #62

66/ To catch sand on the beach with.

56. use as a temporary window covering when you've had too many PGGBs and the sun has arisen 5 hours too early without your permission.

57. when you are moving and the television is in the backseat of the car, you can put a towel over it to 'hide' it (which ends up looking like a very square towel with an antenna, but i've seen it)

56) table cloth
57) to protect your boom box from the direct rays of the sun whilst at the beach
58) a papoos liner
59) replacement cloth for emergency sewing projects (i admit this one is a stretch)