h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

56) For eating when you really don't have anything else to eat/do.

57) As a stylish way of strangling a foe from behind.
58) Fake hanging yourself when imprisoned (like in "The Goonies!")
59) Well... if push comes to shove, you can dry yourself off with it, you know?

60) Cutting in half and folding up in an intricate way to make shoes/slippers.

61) For talking to.

62) Have sex with

63) for NOT having sex with.

64) A cape
65) A table cloth
66) A picnic blanket
67) sunbathing
68) dust cover
69) camoflage (if green or brown)
70) Cretain Camoflage if bright garish colors(as in the island of crete, watch Goodmorning Vietnam Robin Williams in justification of his Hawaiian style shirt and not a uniform "Cretain Camoflage sir, for blending in with a crowd of drunken Greeks, there's nothing better.")
71) Lamp dimmer (drape over the shade for proper "atmosphere")
72) Eat it* (*- Parents of young, carbon-based life forms are warned that towels can be harmful if ingested in large quanteties)
73) A curtian (for a full set move in with someone who already has a matching towel)
74) Seat cover for your car
75) seat cover for your Lay-Z-Boy
76) a diaper
77) shirt or pants -- with a little creative pin-work of course.

OI! I already said eat it.

78) For putting in betweent your hand and a nasty insect while squashing it.

oops, sorry about that

56) A contraceptive ( linked to shoving it down someone's throat)
57) A canvas for painting.
58) A kite
59) A sledge.
60) As a hobby ( thinking of things to do with it)
61) A cushion for piles (in a ring)
62) A towel can also be used in anger management (scream into it)

63) soaking in a really nice smell (like some nice perfume, or bacony smelling stuff or something)and sniffing when you're in need of nice smells.

64) a dustrag
65) a lasso
66) the bride's train in a wedding
67) flagellation
68) a hammock
69) a bra
70) a loincloth
71) an icepack (when filled with ice, of course)
72) a necktie
73) a sling (for throwing stones)
74) a sling (for a broken arm)

75) A mousemat
76) An Arab's headdress thingy. specially if it's a tea towel

80.)Tie it in a knot put a collar around it and call it Fido...
It won't eat your shoes or pee on your leg!!

55) Hang across the window to make a curtain.
56) Hang from the top of the door frame to make a door.
57)sun visor
58) rain hat (albeit, only initially)
59) lift-summoner (rickshaw, horse & buggy, taxi, bus, ferry, helicopter, intergalactic starship, etc.)

81) As a parachute!

Personally I wouldn't but i'm sure i could convince someone

82) To distract Bulls when caught in a spanish arena
82) To attract passing Space and Aircraft in the absence of an electronic thumb
83) To put on leather seats when your wearing shorts and it's really sunny

oops only 82. Just noticed somones got the atrract pasing transport

actually we are back down to 81, I already said to use it as a curtain. Sorry.

Ok, from 81

82) Instrument of torture. Dip in water an allow to drip on forehead of tied down victim.
You might need a second towel to tie him down with.

oh, I like that one. but I say it should count as two. after all you do need two towels. Just a thought

Oh, I thought that Cheers! was getting a bit old so I am going to start ending my postings with Neener!

Neener!