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Things that make you feel old.
Ridge57 Posted Dec 20, 2006
My birth certificate was also found in the jars with the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Things that make you feel old.
Yael Smith Posted Dec 20, 2006
Having had most of the hair dye disappear from my hair, noticing a whole bunch of greys. On the front of my head, of course.
Needing a push up bra for my push up bra. Or is that just being well endowed?
Things that make you feel old.
Cookiecate Posted Dec 20, 2006
Push up bra?!! push up bra??!!!!!!(said in the same voice as Garlic Bread?!!) I come from the time of the living bra, with stretchy straps, not only has my bra died of old age but the stretch straps stretch to me knee caps.
Things that make you feel old.
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Dec 20, 2006
*feigns total innocence of any bra-stuff 
*
I am perhaps the eldest virginally innocent chap on-line. Not only will my daughter vouch for my innocence, she has also taught 2 of her 3.85 children to back up our claims. 
Things that make you feel old.
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Dec 20, 2006
Snapping my sister's bra straps right back - 
, my baby sister wears a bra!
Things that make you feel old.
Cookiecate Posted Dec 21, 2006
Rev 3.85 children? you need to speak up mate I thought you said virginally innocent. Har har har.
Things that make you feel old.
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Dec 21, 2006
Hey, those bright stars in the east happen more often than you think. There's even a kamodo dragon in Chester, England about to birth 7, without benefit of male assistance. (In the science news today)
The 0.85 is one monstrous tummy on my baby, due the last of January. And I know that she too is innocent. My baby and her hubby swear it !!!
Things that make you feel old.
Cookiecate Posted Dec 21, 2006
I can understand why the dragon was miraculous conception. The inside of their mouth is supposed to be poison, so no self respecting male would have gone near her.
Congratulations on your third grandchild. My youngest son made me a grandmother in October with a 7lb girl named Safia.
Things that make you feel old.
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Dec 21, 2006
Re-count, ... Rebecca to be 9 in 3 days, Nick to be 5 in February, and Nathan turned 2 in September. So the next Lady to arrive makes ... *counts fingers* ... FOUR !!! And I'm still only 29 !!!
*Disclaimer: The newest math allows the number 29 to occur any number of times*
Things that make you feel old.
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Dec 21, 2006
Or you were born on February 29th, and you're really 118... 
Things that make you feel old.
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Dec 21, 2006
Hmm, I was supposed to be born February 29th, if I had been, I'd be five now! That makes me feel old 
Things that make you feel old.
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Dec 21, 2006
*dusts off the ages-old checklist ... "Good deed for the day", ... yep, done *
Things that make you feel old.
Yael Smith Posted Dec 21, 2006
My eldest (I have an eldest child!) has missed April 1st by about 2 hours and 40 minutes! I'm very relieved about that, this way no one can tell him, or me, that his birth was a prank.
Things that make you feel old.
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Dec 21, 2006
I had a 
born April 1st... It showed! She was one big prank.
Things that make you feel old.
Yael Smith Posted Dec 21, 2006
How much does it cost to feed a Prank ?
Things that make you feel old.
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Dec 21, 2006
Dunno. When we had her, we had her on our own land, and she was in the same pasture as the sheep and the donkeys, so we don't know what share of the hay she ate...
Things that make you feel old.
Yael Smith Posted Dec 21, 2006
Sounds like fun, being you.
Sneezing to death and coughing makes me feel old and crumbley.
Things that make you feel old.
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Dec 21, 2006
Sadly, it's been seven years now 
In that case, I'm old and crumbly, too. 
<- makes a size XXL handkerchief
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Things that make you feel old.
- 81: Ridge57 (Dec 20, 2006)
- 82: Yael Smith (Dec 20, 2006)
- 83: Cookiecate (Dec 20, 2006)
- 84: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Dec 20, 2006)
- 85: Malabarista - now with added pony (Dec 20, 2006)
- 86: Cookiecate (Dec 21, 2006)
- 87: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Dec 21, 2006)
- 88: Cookiecate (Dec 21, 2006)
- 89: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Dec 21, 2006)
- 90: Malabarista - now with added pony (Dec 21, 2006)
- 91: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Dec 21, 2006)
- 92: Cookiecate (Dec 21, 2006)
- 93: Malabarista - now with added pony (Dec 21, 2006)
- 94: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Dec 21, 2006)
- 95: Yael Smith (Dec 21, 2006)
- 96: Malabarista - now with added pony (Dec 21, 2006)
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