h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I stick with simple names, such as Hen3ry, with a silent 3, or Cayt, or Philadelphia. So much easier to say! Doesn't it depend on where you come from as to how you say it? I say it either way, depending on how it comes out.

Not much at the mo - the guys doing the back yard have knocked off for lunch - and to take the van load of concrete rubble away...

All I can see is sky. I'm not on the ground floor, and I'm sitting down. If I stood up I might see more, but it seems a pointless reason to stand up.

Sunshine! Glorious sunshine...and a few birds in my trees

I just saw a seagull! OK, not all that impressive really. We have tons of them here.

It's nearly dark outside my window! And it's very cold. I'm very cold.

It was just such good weather, and now it's pouring down rain and hail, there's lightning approaching, and the gutters are overflowing!

It's REALLY windy here, and things keep whizzing past my window at a rate of knots.

It started with leaves, recycling bins, pets and small children, and has gone on to include fences, dustbins and my neighbours sailing dingy. (That's what they call them you know Petunia, sailing dingies)

More laying of indian granite slabs

Blue sky out front, but there's rain lashing against the back windows

Traveller in Time looking at the sky
"Find the shadow of your head, there should be a rainbow visible. "

Shadow of my head? I'm sitting indoors

Traveller in Time calculating sun
"Well I suppose the rainbow (if still any) will be north of you. "

North? Why North?

Traveller in Time checking the date
"Well, it is supposed to be winter, just after noon. Chances are the sun (if it shines between the clouds) is about south. "

Oh, I see. But it was already threeish here...

Its wet its windy the gutters leaking but the birds don't seem to care.

The valley is flooded it must be the U.K.s moonsoon season

North West of England, glorious sunshine (and my son is on his first school trip today )

I must admit the sun is shinning at the mo.Might even go for a run later