h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's already dark, and I'm tired of being stuck at the computer, working. At least I get to go home soon...

It's dark here too...

Everyone else has gone home, leaving me to argue with the printer

aaw... don't worry, I talk to my computer all the time... but im not mad! Honest!

The who lives a few doors away is attacking our formerly dwarf lemon fir tree for no apparent reason...

I have come to the conclusion that people in the North are more noisy than people in the South particularly after dark. After a party why do people when leaving wait until they are at the kerb to yell there goodbyes and make arrangents to see each other again?

it's an excuse to stay that extra few minutes!

I suppose so, but during the early morning hours it is irritating to be woken up by "Well, tarra, see yer Thursday or Friday, but I will deffinitely ring you maybe Tuesday or Wednesday evening after we get back from hurdling" or whatever

mmn, yeah, I guess it must be annoying when you're woken up by it. I never get woken up by it, because my house has soundproof walls, pretty much. But I can see where you're coming from.

Hey you will never guess what. The noises that I heard late on Sunday were the shouts of a man and a woman. Today the police came around because I may have heard a murderer shouting. I am sleeping with my windows closed I don't want to know what is going on outside anymore.

But how will closing the windows help? Then he'll just have to ring the doorbell so you can hear him shout!

If Cookeicate shuts her windows, she won't be able to hear a murderer shouting, so she won't have the police coming round. It does sorta make sense.

Hi Mal, and you thought you had problems with your neighbours. If they ring the door bell I won't hear them because I haven't got a bell.

Hehe! That's funny! hehe!

Well, they'll still come round, just uselessly

and silently. Maybe you understand what I mean but there is so much going on outside my windwo that in the end you stop being aware of it.

The landlord is mending the garden fence..he is almost finished.Oedipus is watching him to make sure he does it right

Hello Tabitca good to see you. Why Oedipus? How are you, good I hope?

because "He's de puss"(oedipus) that lives here now
good to see you Cate

Daft question should have known, although you come across as a person who would call him Eddie Puss or something of that nature.