h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This unexpected topic.

Teaching my grandaughter a little spanish,she is two years old,i said hola,which is spanish for hello,i explained,she quickly replied 'english'

Seeing my brother- in- law smile,after his mom died

carino

Going to a friends house...waited outside hearing a wonderful song of people inside...wished they'd open the door

~*meissie*~

Listening to a cool version of 'LET'S GET IT ON'.Marvin Gaye

I was crying and my two cats both came up to me, sat on my chest, pawed at my face (claws not extended) purred and stayed there for about a half hour.

They know when you upset don't they hope you ok now

An old friend inviting me round for drinks tomorrow night

Looking forward to catching up on some gossip with her!

The dog wagging her tail at me,its nice to feel wanted by something that doesn't want anything apart from love from you(well and feeding)

Hi LMB hope your well I was thinking exactly the same thing this morning, I got up, Alf's laying outside my door,( Alf's my dog,by the way) he sees me and that's it it's like he hasn't seen me for AGES! it's so lovely to get a welcoming like that! He has been so good to me when I was unwell he wouldn't let me out of his sight, he used to lay by my bed and he generally looked concerned.

Hiya,Miz307,There great aren't they?When i cry mine comes over and licks my tears away,what a dog!No need for tissues in my house

Arr bless! your gonna start me off in a min, what's his/her name

Sox,but always thought she should have a name like princess or somthing posh as she's very snotty with people she hasn't met before,but as i didn't name her,couldn't really change it now.

That like Alf I didn't name him, he came with name, had him two years now.

In a shop:

Kid: 'Dad, what's that?'

Dad: 'A pastry brush ...'

Kid: 'What's it for?'

Dad: 'For painting pastry' [!!! - he obviously didn't know, and was digging himself into a hole ...]

Kid: 'Why do you want to paint pastry, Dad ...?'

Dad: .........

My youngest grandson 'telephoning' my mom on her first day out of hospital & the thought of my son receiving the telephone bill.

They've gotta learn to put the phone out of his reach

watching the film "The Last Waltz", cranking up the volume and dancing around the livingroom with no-one else at home to tell me to stop. Well--the cats were here but they just looked at me in bewilderment.

Reading your PS smatkasese. Nice.

My son doing his first paid employment.

OK Ok so it's a paper round, but good habits start young!

Ach, you dirty capitalist you!