h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I just went outside to put some rubbish in the bin and a builder from the house across the road was outside, singing out loud really badly, over the cement mixer

Did he have a builders bum

Can't say I noticed He might make a good contender for X Factor though lol

The image of a builder singing badly with his bum crack showing

Get a phone call from my best mate we are going on holiday at the same place in March

waking up after a long long long lie in to find the house empty
ahhhh bliss...

Garfield F2095978?thread=1918129 this also made me smile

Another of my entries being picked for the Guide.

oooh, oooh, and I've just had a phone call about a job interview on Monday

Good luck with the interview Lucky

Thank oo!

What made me smile? Being given a packet of love hearts

I just saw something on BBC2 that made me laugh my beer t*ts off.

Are you going to tell us?

Sorry, I've forgotten the line. Via clever editing of the Jack Straw/Condescending Rice press conference a few weeks back they set up an on/off relationship between the two and made Jack Straw say something like:

'Ive just been to a dinner where I promised to never chase Condoleezas bush'.

They also mucjed about wih a Paxo/Blair interview by replacing Paxo's questions with Paxo University Challenge questions. You had to see it, really.

It was called 'Don't watch that, watch this!' and was mostly crap, but the funny bits were very, very, *very* funny.

sound like i've missed out there i was too busy watching George Galloway and Dennis Rodman being evicted form BB

Talking to Ducky

Rang my mum but got my brother we had a bit of a laugh

Just watching Maggot come third in BB thought he was brilliant!!!!!!!

Having a laugh and a joke with my carers as they got me up this morning

Quite a lot today