h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh I wish I could talk to flowers too, however my body doesn't let me. Alas hayfever has turned a wonderful blossoming field of magnificent colours and scents into a gauntlet of death and sorrow that is comprable to the fires of the deepest hell. *sigh* fun.

I get hay fever too. I'm also badly allergic to horses. And occasionally my own hair. Which being nearly waist-length is sometimes a nightmare!

I'm not a fan of horses, they talk too much and hair never has been a problem although others insist I cut it. NEVER! I say, do they not know the story of samson?

I miss my hairthere's nowt to divert the rain off my face nowand my ears are cold in winter

and not that I headbang any more, but without hairit's not on anyway

on the other hand, 1 free haircut per yearit'll do me

Phil Anselmo headbangs without hair, as does my good friend the Formidable Colonel Egghed. Not only can it be done, it can also be very attractive.

I'm only allergic to it when I brush it and bits break off and they make my nose all twitchy and sneezy... Luckily!

As for you, Immune.. just call me delilah... *snip snip*

btw, how long *is* your hair? and what colour?

ah but! headbanging and hair go together, no hair, it just ain't the same

there's one thing worse that being bald! ?











that's being bald and having dandruff

Just cause you asked robyn, Its light brown (but sometimes it changes slightly with the season) and its almost to my bum but not quite.

oh and it moves, sometimes I wake up to find it choking me.

drool? your not thinking of food again are you?! AHHHHH!

*unbearable glare*

No, I wasn't, however I am now...

Anyone remember that old film 'Attack of the killer tomatoes'? Did anyone think that was a little prophetic?
Also there is a new champion of the great squirrel war!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7347828.stm
Read all about it here. God bless that man!

Call me crazy if you like, but greys have been here for so long now, that they are surely more or less naturalised? Dont get me wrong, reds are gorgeous, but they simply aren't up to the job any more, are they? They have been out-competed and there has to come a point where killing thousands for the sake of a few is no longer morally correct?

On a more serious note I would agree, given that the population of red squirrels is not restricted to the uk. Culling the greys is not an acceptable method of 'balancing' the poplualtion but lets be honest, it's only natural for humans to want to repair the damage they percive themselves having done. 2 wrongs dont make a right but the red squirrel protection partnership have given themselves a method of preserving reds and unfortunatley it is a legal method of doing so. About as much as anyone can do is protest.

Besides, does nobody see the connection between squirrels and aliens both being reffered to as 'Greys'. Are we sure it was the victorian nobility that brought greys to this country as pets or were they brainwashed into thinking this so that the Greys can slowly take over the world starting with squirrels and birds!

Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.

A Teddy Bear landed a job working on the roads. The foreman told him to grab a pick and shovel, and start filling holes along the road. After morning smoko a very upset Teddy went to see the foreman. "What's the matter?" the foreman asked. "Someone's taken my pick," said Teddy
"Oh, strike!" said the foreman, "I forgot to tell you". "Today's the day the Teddy Bears get their picks nicked"

What do you call the squirrel’s room in an animal hotel?
The nutcracker suite.

Why does Superman wear such big shoes? - Because of his amazing feats.

Why was the police officer under the blanket?
Because he was an under cover cop.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...
Oh, wait a minute, he already does.

Pass the ammo!

O.O

Starting over..... The front has gone quiet latley.