h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I went into submission! onceit was shut ?

funny little old town that


in laboratory experiments, I've confused a squirrelI gave it a anti clockwise can opener along with a left handed banana and a rounded allen key

ALF are on their way Gives me and my friends at The Countryside Alliance a break from them harrassing us

Aliens too?! Oh god all hope is lost!

O, no, just when I thought it was safe! Even the huskies are worried now. Our only hope lies with the mysterious power of the PAINTBRUSH! If you have one, wield one, the squirrels and meerkats aren't too keen on hairy sticks poking them, or so the Chief Husky told me.

It is good for years ago I mastered the art of the paintbrush. An elegant weapon from a more civilized age.

If the need arises i have a f e l t t i p p e n !

erm hope that hasnt offended anyones sensibilities ( ) but i have more than one colour - crude but affective , they are i n d e l b l e !!!!

Spatula not fillet.

As for the brush idea, I heard that info was out of date...

Chief husky is obviously past his prime. They realised the bristles gave them a good scratch and started enjoying it. I recommend stanley knives on bamboo poles.

Or a fish slice.

the crow that flies backwards will never see the morning star and as it was written, the month prior to the next one, will always come before and not after - May the 4th be with you Luke


I just love this cactus juice

The croe is in the no; and morning has know star, so it was dictated and thus it was written and so read and as it formded on the tongue irrevocably said, (i have an urge to call someone grasshopper ) it is not the 31st time i have had need of your instruction - May the 4th be with you also Obi One : with your guidance i will never turn to the Park and Ride!

My glass is empty now also, i'm at the lebottom-me.

hic!-actly

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can you give a description photofit of the banana ??

I need pasta.....

Bamboo? I know a few people who know a few people who are friends with the ancient bamboo forest warriors with the power of strings and cgi.

can they juggle?

Oh bamboo, i was thinking bamboogey!

There's an Indian martial art that uses a Chibambamboo...