h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nah, I had earlier, I'm in the mood for roast Immune Meat now... I have the Tagliatelle ready, and the peppery creamy mushroom sauce, just gotta slice you up...

*takes off the foil hat*
I'll have you know I'm allergic to mushrooms, and fire.

You can't have lamb! Think of poor Norman!
I'll just have to put penne to paper and complain.

lol, well dont run around looking like such a tempting morsel then!

Anyway I was walking along yesterday through the wonderful greenery of my home town when I passed a squirrel. Normaly I wouldn't care for they run and scamper to plot and plan but this one didn't. It just sat/stood there and looked through me. It wasn't eye contact, it was more. It was as though the squirrel could read what I was thinking for when I was about to pull out my banana it ran. Ominous.

Tempting morsel? Thank YOU, kind Robyn!
Immune, you have me worried now over that squirrel. Definitely cause for concern. I'll just have to alert the Siberian Huskies, they'll know what to do.

Capt Cook said that, on the way to New Zealand - more sail more sail

ananab

one coming back

good afternoon

can't say until I've seen a solicitoryou have to be careful nowadays

Good afternoon, good Professor. Grave news, according to the Siberian Huskies, things are looking terrible. The squirrels and the meerkats have joined forces and are using sticks of salami as truncheons to beat people into submission!

*pokes head over the reply line just revealing his eyes*

I have some good news and bad news. The banana gun mechanized cats are almost completed but they are worried about the meercats. They aren't comfortable fighting against them. I can convince them that the huskies can be trusted but as they say 'Cats are Cats'. We may have a problem.

What we really need is a good, sturdy fish slice...

To the sushi bar!

Me to, says Doctor Zoyberg. Lobster anyone.

a translation:

'"Me too!" says Dr. Zoidberg. Lobster anyone?'

You're so pendantic Fair play, very badly written by me, being in a is no excuse

Hush, you'll wake the langostine!

1. Do your teddies talk to you at night?
2. Whenever you go into a field of sheep, do you feel the need to hug them, squeeze them, and call them George?
3. Is your blankey out to get you?
4. Do you believe that Bill Gates is an alien from outer space and has brainwashed everyone into believing his products are actually good?
5. Have you ever seen a giant floating banana?
6. Do you enjoy playing with firearms? And if you’ve never used one, do you enjoy playing with imaginary firearms?
7. Do you believe squirrels will overthrow power and rule the world?
8. Have you ever thought pea soup was something you did in the bathroom?
9. Have you ever put your underwear over your pants?

And finally…

10. Do you believe you’re sane?

Robyn, would that be a fish slice as in the kitchen utensil, or a slice of fish? We have to be exact if we are to beat this menace.
The Huskies will be on guard tonight and have given their approval for the mechanical felines as we are all in this together working for the same side.