h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A cook with the trolly passes by Skullock, then stops, turns and call out to him*

[cook] you look thirsty, want some ?

*The cook holds out a cup. On the trolly is a large plate full of sugarcubes, a small pitcher full of honey, and pot that has a little replicator on the top of that mixes flavoring into the that it pours*

[cook] is there any particular flavor that you fancy sir?

*The starship Asgard remains still with its Goa'uld shield still up. The blast lances charge up to full holding the energy as you can see a little energy ball start to form up at the tip of the 7 blast lances. The seven all aim into the middle as the beams fire and all connect into one major beam. The beams then sweep across teh Yuuzhan Vong ships.*

*four frigates explode imediatly, another three taking moderate damage and one of the battlecruisers falls under the fire power. The others maintain their fire*

and there was much rejoicing

*Rather unsportingling, The X picks off all the dammaged short range fighters who have been abandoned or lost. Following closely, the X moves in an erratic way to avoid targeting measures and fires a volley of all its weapons at once. This is a maasively strong blast but the heat sinks over load and the weapons are useless until recharged, fires break out in the X and it loses air.*

*teleports a can of air into the X*

Thanks. *The can is used to pug the hole in the hull of The X.*

Okay, are we still fighting the vong?

I am, the vong fighters from the B2 are the ones I was targeting, but now I have to repair my ship.
*zips out of normal space.*

*The beams from the goa'uld blast lances stop, as they change back to regular fire. The big energy bursts strike out of the blast lances and smack into the side of one of the Yuuzhan Vongs, on the side of the Starship Asgard, erupts many chain cannons firing non stop.*

*The bridge of one of the frigates explodes from the enexpected fire of the X. The Chain cannons lace another heavy cruiser with destruction and one of the blasts lance blasts gets throught the Dovin basal screen to split the ship in two*

*sits on the side lines and eats a very tasty biscuit*

*Empties the Outlaw (not OutlaY, OulaW) Star's vulcan cannons at Schmirra's ship, then docks with the Asgard.*

Now I'm here, is there anything I can do to help?

*yum... chocolate chip*

*HDS sits on the bridge, sipping his as the cooks scatter throughtou the ship wheeling their trollies with them*

*crunch* *crunch* *crunch*

Schimrra's not here.

*The vulcan blast damages one of the frigates forward dovin basal banks, leaving the forward section undefended*

mmm....
More chocolate pieces than biscuit.

To the cook: No, there isn't any perticular flavor of tea I favor. Just so long as it's strong.

*A small unmarked ship enters in through subspace. It flits about the wreckage of destroyed starships and searches for salvageable components.*