h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This battle is on the Ultimate World War Zone (see page this convo is on). please read the rules and abide by them so that this can be fun for everyone. new armies can be added to the battle at any time.

*Finds nice little hiding place in a train, and starts muching on bannanas*

*Lands plane behind Terranic Lines, picks up an Enfield rifle and runs into no-mans land to find a nice part of the trench for when the battle begins.* Very cosy. Although it is a little dirty.

*Leading her faithfull fire breathing dragon Derrael by his reigns, the Terranic Captain First Intelligence Officer Yankee-Shoes steps off a train car, and toward the Terranic post*

Reporting for duty! This looks absolutely fabulous... not all the mucking about like the war against the Thundercats. Where should I set up my intelligence operation, Sir?

*Mystrunner flies in on his Guymelif, and circles overhead, taking survailence.*

Morning, YS! Who are you with?

Yankee-Shoes, assuming your with the Terranic Army, then set your stuff up over there...

*points at a very secret area somewhere on the field that no one will know about*

Field-Marshall Terran

*To Mystrunner*I think I shall be with the Terranic Army, but if the Thigites show up, and we don't join up together, I may have to go AWOL or have my e-vil twin drop by or something. You?

*To Terran* Ah, yes... where are we brainstorming for this one, Field Marshall? And what are my formal orders. Have a cuppa and a think!

Mr The Spook Corporation, are new armies allowed to set up headquarters in new conversation threads? I'd like to create a camp for the Zaphodista Army so we can talk the others out of fighting this dangerous, pointless war. Can't we all just get along?

I have followed you to the ends of the earth, friend. I will do so again...

i can't see any problem with setting up ur head quarters in another thread, altho this isn't a dangerous pointless war as it is fun and no1 actually gets hurt.

spook

YS - i have invited the thingites to this thread but i think i posted the invite on he really long thread so i don't think any1 noiced it. if u r a member of te thingites then do u think u could speak to some1 u know on some thread there or something to try and get the thingites involved in this battle?

Please spook, use punctuation, use spaces, and capitolize for Christ's sake.

It is difficult to read, otherwise...

*Ice, who is hovering by his own power somewhere over the battlefield, scans the land with preternatural senses*

Hmmm... Whoever shall I side with?

See? Iceraven's message is clear and consise...

*Steers the mechanical dragon out of Ice's path.*

well, i, do, use, punctuation, but, i, never, use, CAPITALS!



spook

War flashes onto a remote section of the battlefield in a burst of fire. He looks around at the mined and wired terrain with a certain joyful eagerness. He raises the Maul of Strife above his head and shouts out a few arcane passages. Lines of flame run along the outer edge of a fair sized perimeter around him. Heavily plated, spiked and barbed walls sprout from the lip of the trenches along that line.

War: Woe unto anyone that attacks the camp of the Potato Army...

His mouth twists in distaste. He lowers his head to step through a heavily armored doorway. The bunker door closes off the disparaging mutterings about potatoes.

* swoops in over Terranic lines on Tewdric and coasts gentlly into land *

reporting for duty, just give me a chance to de-rust the armour and I'll be ready.

*A mine detonates infrot of them and Colonel Rimmer is thrown into a big pit nearby*
Reporting for duty!

*Mystrunner guides the guymelif in for a landing, where it transforms into armour mode. He walks over towards a group of clustered trees, and motions for staff members to begin setting up a base camp for the Knights.*
*Pilots the 'melif about and begins to walk a patrol around the area.*

*Drives in on a Tank*

Did I miss anything?

Field-Marshall Terran - Commander in Chief of the Terranic Army