h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not sure... No opposing factions to be found...

Riight...

*Continues his patrol, the 'melif's feet making holes in the dry ground.*

Will someone please comment on this? F86085?thread=211442&latest=1 I need to let off my anger with some sane discussion...

*wandering through the battlefield casually like Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now, unconcerned about the mortars thumping near me*

i declare war on grammar fascism! And i will begin sentences with conjunctions! prepositions are things i will end sentences with! sentence fragments too! fighting for passive voice may take place!

if we allow people to demand capitalization (capitolisation???), it would mean the typorists have already won.

liberty!
anarchy!
absurDity!

u fight a worthy cause, altho, i hope u r ready for a battle.

*running down the length of a long table, spraying whipped cream on top of hundreds of cream pies*

* Finishes setting up pavilions for the knights. *

Hmm, now all we need is a fire to do the cooking on and we're ready. Oh and somewhere dry to store the armoury so the mail doesn't go rusty.

* to self and begins constucting a fire pit *

*skips in as spook keeps complaining about how we tend not to be appearing here, though we are NOT an army*
Anyhow, this was a very good idea. It might shape up to be a good battle.
*takes out the trench-digger and digs some Thundercat trenches that may be left vacant for awhile*
Is this battle only World War I as well?

Quille the annoying

nope. this is on the ultimate world war zone. check the battlefield page this thread is on and u'll see what i mean.

spook

ok then spook..

the thundercat trenches will by no means remain empty!

*takes up residence in small corner and begins to fiddle with biro*

so any technology is allowed here?

Ummm... most of the Thingites I know are in the BoE and they are chaotic, violent, and my evil twin comes with them... are you still wanting me to invite?

Drat. I'd be forced to kill them... wait...

*Flexes an arm. The guymelif copies, the silvery white metal vehical gleaming in the sunlight.*

Yeah... why don't you...?

War steps out of his bunker and weaves through the maze of trenches to the outer wall of the encampment. He climbs to the lip of the wall and leans against one of the cruel looking spikes.

War: Seeing as none of these "potato army" people have answered the call with me, i say a sod upon Huey and his stupid orders.... would anyone care to have heavily armed Demi-God in their band? Preferably an army that uses real weaponry....

yes. get all thingites to come.

huey u can join the terranic army, altho it would be better if u could speak to some of the potato army people and get them to come.

btw the war has begun and u can start fighting whenever u like.

spook

War: Bah, they seem far more interested in molesting young potatos...

War strikes the ground with his Maul and his base camp begins to melt into the earth. He leaps down from the disolving wall and sets a steady pace towards the Terranic lines, barbed wire scratching harmlessly against the armor plates of his greaves.

As a woman Thundercat what is my role in this battle. I do not know what my rank or position is and would like to be given some clear guidelines. Will be on the front line or behind enemy lines?

I am I in the right place? I was at the Library and I have been shopping. Where all the soldiers? What am I supposed to do? Should I organise a coffee evening?`What sort of weapons are we suppose to use?

Jedi Woman owlatrons thundercat

u can use whatever weapons u like and follow any tactics u like. this is a free for all go mad war. as long as u follow the rules on the main page, u can do whatever u like.

I have 303 rifle and I am shooting at the terran alliance defences from my trench. I have also a few grenades which I also thrown over. There is a lot of smoke and noise which I do not like at all. I have also have to my disposal a baynet rifle and a bassooka (not sure of spelling). I do not what weapons my comrades have. I am not sure of my rank, I know this sounds perdantic but I should have a rank. I wonder where the tanks are (they appeared in the first world war)?