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Terranic Muster Effort
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 21, 2004
Yeah, sure. Have some bullets, too!
*shoots Rimmer*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 21, 2004
*dodges behind a desk and returns fire with his handgun*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 22, 2004
*leaps behind a hippopotamus and reloads*
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recklessnes Posted Sep 23, 2004
*suddenly pops up behind Rimmer and chops him in the neck*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 23, 2004
*dives down and sees a big axe get buried in the desk infront of him, turns around, grabs the axe and slams the back of the edge in recklessnes's right chin*
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recklessnes Posted Sep 23, 2004
*crunches back dislocated lower jaw*
vat hur's 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 23, 2004
Yes it does me old cucumber.
*grabs recklessnes's arm and kung-fu throws him across the room, unfortunately he forgets to duck while doing it and ends up with a bullet in his stomach from Ralph's gun*
Oww! This is my best top dammit!
*takes aim and kills the hippo whitch ralph is hiding behind*
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recklessnes Posted Sep 24, 2004
take THIS you hippo murderer!
*gets up, kicks rimmers gun out of his hand*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 24, 2004
*stuffs a lot of dynamite down the hippo's corps and lights the fuse*
Take cover!
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recklessnes Posted Sep 24, 2004
*pushes rimmer in front of him as the hippo explodes*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 24, 2004
Not a pretty sight.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 24, 2004
*grabs recklessnes's shoulders and kick-throws him through the air as the shockwave hits them both, they sail backwards and hits the wall behind them together*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 24, 2004
ough!
*pushes recklessnes of him and proceeds to deal three powerful kicks to his chest while he is lying down, then dives behind another table to hide from ralphs machine gun fire*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 24, 2004
*eats some fried hippo*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 24, 2004
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- 102: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 21, 2004)
- 103: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 22, 2004)
- 104: recklessnes (Sep 23, 2004)
- 105: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 23, 2004)
- 106: recklessnes (Sep 23, 2004)
- 107: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 23, 2004)
- 108: recklessnes (Sep 24, 2004)
- 109: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 24, 2004)
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- 112: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 24, 2004)
- 113: recklessnes (Sep 24, 2004)
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- 115: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 24, 2004)
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