A Conversation for World War Battlefield

Terranic Muster Effort

Post 81

recklessnes

*arrives wearing a black hat, sunglasses and armed with nought but a katana*

'This where I sign up?smiley - cool


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Post 82

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - ermThe war effort seems to have collapsed. There's a battlefield around here somewhere, I'm still on it, post there and I'll reply.


Terranic Muster Effort

Post 83

recklessnes

Shsmiley - ermT


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Post 84

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F97504?thread=211113&latest=1 This used to be a war of some sort.


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Post 85

Skullock

It wasn't just A war! It was THE war! Or maybe it was THE wars, as many have taken place using many different styles of combat and many different weapons. Mostly harmless. Though some people had to go to the hospital. *cringe*


Terranic Muster Effort

Post 86

recklessnes

*puts on a disappointed face, slides katana back in shaft*

Well, you let me know when ther is another "The war" then. smiley - erm


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Post 87

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*pulls on full battle uniform and draws a sword*
Who's up for some good old maiming then?


Terranic Muster Effort

Post 88

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Me! Me! Me!


How've you been keepin', Rimmer me old strimmer!


Terranic Muster Effort

Post 89

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Oh you know, just fine, actually I'm Ace Rimmer now.


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Post 90

recklessnes

Lets get into some fights allready smiley - cool


Terranic Muster Effort

Post 91

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Okay, okay.


*hits Recklessness*


Terranic Muster Effort

Post 92

recklessnes

punches ralph in the solar plexus, knocking him a metre back


Terranic Muster Effort

Post 93

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

You can't fight in here this is the fighting managment room! Go fight on the battlefield!


Terranic Muster Effort

Post 94

recklessnes

well. i thought we were managing just fine smiley - erm


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Post 95

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

You can't order me! I was a Regiment Commander back in the TA!


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Post 96

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

but i was second in command... at least in one of the TAs...


Terranic Muster Effort

Post 97

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

And a regiment commander!


Terranic Muster Effort

Post 98

recklessnes

i'm staying out of this...


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Post 99

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

I'm Head of the Mafia in the New Terrania!


Terranic Muster Effort

Post 100

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Really? Can I borrow a tommy gun from you?


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