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spook Posted Dec 19, 2002
please everyone join smiley battle at F97504?thread=231557.
spook
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Grand Inquisitor Jerrod Posted Dec 31, 2002
Grand Inquisitor Jerrod finally reporting in
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Terran Posted Dec 31, 2002
Good to see you. I appologise that this will be a quick message as I am going off now, but nice to see you again. If you leave a reply I'll get back to you asap.
Terran 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 6, 2003
Also reporting, SAH!
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Rag Doll. Posted Jan 9, 2003
might be bit late by now, but does anyone know if there is any significance attatched to the following sequence : 'R681 NVC'? It is the licence plate of a small red car (owned by an alien) which we spotted under a tree in a park with no transport access. The alien was busy dismantling what seemed to be a large wooden tower with a box at the top. Any suggestions/explanations/sightings or random accusations would be appreciated.
and what's with the name? i kinda get the first bit, but then i get in a muddle...
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 10, 2003
Who's name?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 21, 2003
Oh, my name! No, I'm not offended, just confused. It's very complicated. Most of it refers to the things I'm a member of.
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted Jan 21, 2003
*carries two suitcases, a duffel bag, and a briefcase* Hello Men. I am Private Frederick. I would be honoured if you gave me an up to date of what is going on. Such as who we are fighting and where do we train and such forth. I am also wondering what bunk is mine?
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted Jan 21, 2003
Shall I just pick any open bed? Or is there a set bunk for every enroller? Just want to find a place to sleep because I am tired.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 21, 2003
Anyone thats avalible. We are on full combat alert (we are waiting for something to happen til tea-time) and we train at http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F97504?thread=211113, you mat fight with anyone and with anything, (but no poking in the eyes). We eat at werever the food is served and you may want to familirise yourself with Terran, Spook, myself and Mystrunner (the COs). Thats it for now I think but no one ever tells me anything.
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted Jan 21, 2003
*Sits down on an empty bed and waits for everyone to not look in his direction* *all clear* *opens briefcase and removes his prized sniper rifle and assembles it* Ok Brigadeer AJ I am ready for combat. Do you have a place open for a sniper?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 21, 2003
Hmmm, let me see.
*walks over and looks at a piece of paper wich has nothing to do with this whatsoever, just too look as if he has got any idea of anything about whats going on*
Yes we have room for a sniper, I think you're our first.
I cant really decide which regiment your in yet cause Terran and spook are counting that, but I'll try and get you in mine.
Make yourself comfortable meanehile and shoot somebody at the training ground I linked to earlier.
CARRY ON PRIVATE!
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spook Posted Jan 21, 2003
i don't see any problem of that rimmer. i don't think etrran will either.
spook
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 21, 2003
spook I'm sorry to ask you but I have got no idea were to put the recruits, apart from gangorlas.
Do you know were Terran is btw?
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spook Posted Jan 21, 2003
no, but don't worry about it at the mo. i'll look at it over the next few days and let u know.
spook
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 21, 2003
Ok, Gangorlas, I put you on the gazpacho reg page now, hope you dont mind I just put Gangorlas.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A859016
Thanks spook, I'll leave it to you then.
Everybody have a good day and I'll see you tomorrow.
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted Jan 21, 2003
Ok thank you Brigadeer AJ.
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Ripper, the Almost - recharging writer Posted Jan 30, 2003
*enters Barracks. looks around for a bunk. picks one fastened to the ceiling. makes a hammock below it. pours belongings into compartments in the hammock. hangs 
from laundry rack compartment. makes himself comfy. starts sharpening 
. waits for battle.*
hello chaps!
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- 581: spook (Dec 19, 2002)
- 582: Grand Inquisitor Jerrod (Dec 31, 2002)
- 583: Terran (Dec 31, 2002)
- 584: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 6, 2003)
- 585: Rag Doll. (Jan 9, 2003)
- 586: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 10, 2003)
- 587: Rag Doll. (Jan 20, 2003)
- 588: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 21, 2003)
- 589: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (Jan 21, 2003)
- 590: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (Jan 21, 2003)
- 591: spook (Jan 21, 2003)
- 592: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 21, 2003)
- 593: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (Jan 21, 2003)
- 594: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 21, 2003)
- 595: spook (Jan 21, 2003)
- 596: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 21, 2003)
- 597: spook (Jan 21, 2003)
- 598: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 21, 2003)
- 599: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (Jan 21, 2003)
- 600: Ripper, the Almost - recharging writer (Jan 30, 2003)
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