h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The padre is Doctor, Padre, and Coroner! I am shocked Creachy is still alive from when he called Werekitty pussy.... Anyone remember that?


Those were the days of the internal war of the army! Now this is going to get very interesting, you might want to stay and watch reefgirl!

*grabs some popcorn and sits next to Ralph*

I haven't seen something like this in a long while! I hope it gets interesting!

The best way to make friends with Kitty is to ask her to make your dinner, then do the washing up and mend the buttons on your shirt like a good little woman

yes yes yes go ahead and do that! Works every time!!!

Be sure to give her some nice juicy steak.

You're dicing with it now Ralph

No she hates steak remember just listen to Reefgirl that works everytime!

Yes Ralph, listen to Reefgirl

Here Kitty Kitty !! See what I've got for you !!

Let me warn you now.. This won't work because a she is independant and and she doesn't like meat, catnip, and any other things such as mice and other small rodents. It took us a few years to figure out what she liked and we aren't going to tell you what they are

Oh SWL, I think I'm going to like you. This lot are usually too scared to face the mighty Kitty At last I have an ali...DO YOU HEAR ME KITTY?...I'VE GOT AN ALI..MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA..hiccup..!

I know what Kitty likes...but I'm not sure H2 is the place to discuss it...

I'm pretty sure Kitty won't come near me. I've got specially trained fleas. A highly trained squad of suicide fleas, prepared to martyr themselves at my behest.

She can handle fleas. It's lice she can't stand.

They last saw action against the Rascally Rodents of Ruritania - yes, they're Weapons of Mouse Distruction !!

Fleas are alright as Donne wrote they're like marriage *watches the two strange dogs that trailed her home*

But I've washed my hair

Well if not the most random post I have read in a long time... And who might you be Elwyn_Centauri... I don't remember you...

Can I have a bed here? I'm a new recruit.

You sure can, take any one you like just avoid being close to Creachy, Werekitty, SWL, or Ralph. They all carry some fatal disease of some kind.

aha...*puts on gas mask and dumps stuff on a bed*