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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Nov 5, 2002
I like you just the way you are, Terran. But I suggest you be whatever comes most naturally to you.
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Rabid Monkey Posted Nov 12, 2002
Oo, Oo. What have I missed? erm, how is every one?
[sits over in his hammock in the corner]. Erm where did everyone go? Well probably the same place I have
.
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Nov 12, 2002
And where did /you/ go, monkey?
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Rabid Monkey Posted Nov 12, 2002
I assume the same place as everyone else. I went up a Palm tree to grab a few bannanas, got caught by some poachers, escaped, ate a few more bannanas, and then joined the circus for a few weeks. Doesn't everyone? 
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Nov 12, 2002
Not me, but then I'm not a monkey.
So! When about did you join the Terranic army, then?
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Rabid Monkey Posted Nov 12, 2002
Ohh, um... I can't remember but it was ages ago. Wheres my name gone from the Terran Page?
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Nov 12, 2002
They probably took you off because you were gone for so long. 
That's all right though, just go talk to Terran. He'll fix it up for you. 
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 12, 2002
Hello I am here again. I have been away because a month I lost m h2g2 link but I got it now. I have been abit slow at coming back as I have back to h2g2 2 weeks now.
I ama now going to get the meal ready, wash my hair and watch Star Trek TNG.
Bye!
Katrine
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Nov 12, 2002
So Monkey, which regiment did you get into?
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Quille the cynic...TC Posted Nov 15, 2002
hehe! YAY FOREVER!
K Katrine..
*does happy dance* 
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Nov 18, 2002
All the people in my regiment (with the possible exceptions of Rimmer, Luckystar and myself) en't being very active...
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Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money Posted Nov 18, 2002
We are very active, we're just being very, very, very stealthy. Resetting modem connections in the middle of the battle, causing users to post mutliple times. Little things, just wait, bidding our time for that perfect moment to strike down a righteous vengance upon our enemies, especially those who nicked the last of the maltesers.
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Nov 18, 2002
...right...
......
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Shoal Prexy, ACE, all around nice guy, and keeper of the towels Posted Nov 19, 2002
What's all this then.... 
SP
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Nov 19, 2002
Listen everybody, if pvt Tosh come running around outside the barracks, dont panic, just try not to breath, speak, or move or anything else that could provoke him.
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Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money Posted Nov 19, 2002
hut-hut-hut-hut-hut
*leaps behind pile of cardboard boxes then peers round serruptiously looking for any persons in posession of an aerosol, then ponders how to spell seruptiously*
*Leaps out and disappears into the night*
hut-hut-hut-hut-hut
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Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money Posted Nov 19, 2002
*Ponders if mission is compromised and do I need to kill the chef. Ponders further whether killing chef is a good idea as they do make a lovely 
, and decides against it*
*waves back, and wanders over*
What's on the menu tonight then?
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- 521: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Nov 5, 2002)
- 522: Rabid Monkey (Nov 12, 2002)
- 523: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Nov 12, 2002)
- 524: Rabid Monkey (Nov 12, 2002)
- 525: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Nov 12, 2002)
- 526: Rabid Monkey (Nov 12, 2002)
- 527: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Nov 12, 2002)
- 528: Rabid Monkey (Nov 12, 2002)
- 529: Reality Manipulator (Nov 12, 2002)
- 530: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Nov 12, 2002)
- 531: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Nov 12, 2002)
- 532: Quille the cynic...TC (Nov 15, 2002)
- 533: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Nov 18, 2002)
- 534: Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money (Nov 18, 2002)
- 535: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Nov 18, 2002)
- 536: Shoal Prexy, ACE, all around nice guy, and keeper of the towels (Nov 19, 2002)
- 537: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Nov 19, 2002)
- 538: Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money (Nov 19, 2002)
- 539: Vip (Nov 19, 2002)
- 540: Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money (Nov 19, 2002)
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