Hello
Welcome to my slightly spartan personal space. I have great plans for this page but have to move house first and I am sure that will involve some gardening.
I have now moved house and hired a garderner, builders and plumbers which gives me an excelllent excuse for procrastinating about doing anything to my webpage. (Although I have found time to join the Terranic Army.)
I am the fountain of completely irrelevant but not quite completely useless information. You never know when that mundane fact about the carrying capacity of an African swallow might just save your life. (Reference to Monty Python there for all you youngsters out there).
In an emergency I can also do a nice line in chocolate biscuits.
Latest Messages
| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
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| Fount of all useless knowledge | Nov 24, 2003 |
| monty and the misfits | Jul 8, 2003 |
| concerned citizen.......me no think so! | Mar 18, 2003 |
| Mmm... | Mar 14, 2003 |
| I've noticed you... | Jan 12, 2003 |
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| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
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| Signing in room | Mar 19, 2003 | Jul 4, 2011 |
| The Barracks | Nov 19, 2002 | Jun 23, 2011 |
| Guardroom | May 9, 2003 | Jun 7, 2010 |
| Senior Officers Quarters | Jan 25, 2003 | Aug 2, 2007 |
| Kitchens | Nov 16, 2002 | Jun 5, 2007 |
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