Welcome to my slightly spartan personal space. I have great plans for this page but have to move house first and I am sure that will involve some gardening.

I have now moved house and hired a garderner, builders and plumbers which gives me an excelllent excuse for procrastinating about doing anything to my webpage. (Although I have found time to join the Terranic Army.)

I am the fountain of completely irrelevant but not quite completely useless information. You never know when that mundane fact about the carrying capacity of an African swallow might just save your life. (Reference to Monty Python there for all you youngsters out there).

In an emergency I can also do a nice line in chocolate biscuits.


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Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money

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