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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 19, 2003
whaire is the guardroom?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 19, 2003
I don't know. There's probably a link on the army page.
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Mar 19, 2003
*comes marching into the Guardroom*
WHERE'S TOSH!!!!!!!!!!
*cracks whip*
Where is he!!!!!!!
*cracks whip again*
GET BACK TO YOUR CELL NOW!!!!!!!!!!
You'll swing from the yardarm (I know that's Navy) for blowing up my Guardroom
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Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money Posted Mar 19, 2003
*Whilst no one is looking, Tosh creeps up to the Yardarm and attaches two lengths of rope. Leaves ropes dangling down and then ties them to a short piece of wood.
Tosh then proceeds to swing from the yardarm 
.
Then does sharpish runner before any MP's turn up.
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Mar 19, 2003
*
s after Tosh cracking whip*
COME BACK YOU LITTLE
!!!!!!!!!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 19, 2003
Oh my! She's scary when she's angry...
(Ralph, do you have any relations or friends who smoke?)
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 19, 2003
*points to the brand new no smoking sign*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 19, 2003
*puts out a fire on her tail*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 19, 2003
*Puts out the fire on Rimmer*
tut tut...
*lights it again when he's not looking*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 19, 2003
AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH OHH AHH AHH it hurts!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 19, 2003
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 19, 2003
AHH AHH AHH 
AHH OHH AHH CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 19, 2003
(I was laughing till I cried, then until I was sick)
*continues to giggle*
There are seven showers in here
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Mar 19, 2003
*Chucks Kitty under the chin and scratches her ear*
I'm a nice person really
*pours Kitty a saucer of 
*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 19, 2003
*runs under a shower, turns it on and the fire is out*
Ahhh
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creachy Posted Mar 19, 2003
*creachy walks in and wonders why a court martial is being thrown at him.*
uh, don't mean to upset anyone, but that was PHENOM talking to you rimmer,. hence it being signed by PHENOM 
. and seeing as officially he is not enlisted, you can't courtmartial him. but if you'd like to accompany me back to whats left of the guardroom, we have a few questions regarding the miss use of power, obstruction of justice and the whereabouts of your close friend tosh.
creachy mp
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 20, 2003
Werekitty, my dad smokes.
Rimmer, listen to what Creachy just said, or face the Wrath of Reefgirl.
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- 1101: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1102: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1103: Terran (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1104: SpongoMcgurck (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1105: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1106: Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1107: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1108: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1109: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1110: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1111: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1112: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1113: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1114: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1115: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1116: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1117: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1118: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1119: creachy (Mar 19, 2003)
- 1120: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 20, 2003)
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