h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Sounds of Plasmagun fire come from the room*
C'mon! C'mon!! Where's that Invulnerability!? Aha! Got it! DIE CYBER-MICHELE!!!
*lots more rocket fire*
BAMM!!! Level complete! Hehehehe... Wipeout Cyper-Michele!

*enters Galen(who is not yet a monster)*

whats up wargamer, still blasting away i see. i also see that you went against yourself and did make a thread for your room. i like it anyway.

*Is very frightened and s out*

Hey Galen! What can I do for y- Damn you Batty-ant!
*The Batty-ant from HT Doom has just blown Wargamer away with his Homing Missiles.*
And I'd just fragged Squirrel-Elemental too...
Anyway, how can I help? You here to repent? To become a monster? Or just to play on Doom with me?

i do not know yet, i am just so confused by the scary things happening in here

Yeah, well... I do like Doom... I could get some others in, I'm thinking Quake III...

how about the sims?

Where's the violence in that!? I suppose you can borrow console 3...
Anyway, I need a monster for you... either:
Cacodemon: Big ugly floating demon that belches ball-lightening! Scary!
Hell Knight: Throws plasma and has a punch like a dump truck! Not as powerful as the Baron Of Hell...
Baron of Hell: As above, but more so. (TAKEN MY WARGAMER)
Pain Elemental: Spits Lost Souls. Killing him's almost as bad as letting him live... (TAKEN BY PLASTIC SQUIRREL)
Ravenant: Armoured skeleton with homing rockets, nasty! (TAKEN BY BATTY)
Arachnotron: Cyber-Spider with Plasmagun!
Mancubus: Fat, Armed, Armoured. Belches a lot for some reason...
Cyber Demon: One big mutha'! (TAKEN BY MICHELE)
Spider Mastermind: Bigger, tougher and uglier version of the Arachnotron. Has a super-chaingun instead of a plasmagun...
Any appeal?

how about somethings with sheep bodies?

Hmm... How about a new level: 'THE BASEMENT': Demon-possessed Sheep prepare to take back the HT from you, by any means necessary!. I'll replace Demons with Rams, and the Sheep can be Heavy Weapon Dudes. (Furry Chainguns... Ouch!) But what about you... something to lead the flock...

how about, 'Revolting Sheep With Poop Bombs'?

Here's the problems with that:
1) I would need to edit the weaponry/attacks a fair bit.
2) To long, name needs to be snappy.
3) Poop bombs? So not Doom...
...
*looks Galen up and down*
I think you'd look /good/ as a giant robo-spider...

Still too weird in here for me...

oh man...

i liked the sheep thing, but this is your game and if you insist, sure thing

Don't worry, I can still include sheep... I'm creating the death sequence now...
*Types on the keyboard a few times*
There! Blood-soaked wool everywhere! Now to playtest!
*Play the level on hardest difficulty...dies.
Play again, lower difficulty...dies.
Plays on easiest...dies.*
Hmm... needs work...

*comes in and sees the goings on* AAAAAHHHH!!!
*sets down the lovely gift basket filled with goodies then quitely backs toward the door*
*gets to the door and s like *

did you mean to say there batty?

This still needs work...

I want to be the 9 foot tall bare-breasted hooved amazon demoness that howls, spits green poison clouds and rips you to shreds with her 2 sets of arms and razor sharp claws... (but her makeup and hair are perfect of course!)

Whaddya think?

Whaddaya mean want to be?